Cyraxx: New Phone Calls Leaked! Lolcow Update
40K views · Feb 27, 2026 · Entertainment
Comments · 535
@cassandramarie9525 · 7 months ago
I would do it all again, no regrets here!!!
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@ayok101 · 7 months ago
I'm convinced that Cyrax doesn't actually know how old he is
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@toonranger1988 · 7 months ago
Casual Cyraxx is the most cursed thing ever. I don't think I'll ever get used to it.
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@joshuachristian5443 · 7 months ago
You could literally hear how bored she is while talking to him but he is so oblivious because he just keeps yammering on about himself and other nonsensical things.
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@LeviBeau420 · 7 months ago
Listening to him larp as a human is an endurance test. Im gonna have to watch this is 10 minute intervals.
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@Kavilion · 7 months ago
The guy that was a high school freshman for 9 years until getting kicked out at 23 has no patience for stupid people
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@octopodd · 7 months ago
So basically this “Jackie” character is a bunch of dudes who “troll” chance by getting him horny through out the day ? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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@DrNaberius · 7 months ago
insane that he’s at his most linguistically creative when he’s crafting new slurs to scream at the trolls
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@tedecamp · 7 months ago
Cyraxx's diarrhea of the mouth and inability to read social ques is some of the hardest content to listen to
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@InvocationOfSebastian · 7 months ago
Cassandra's completely deadpan, disaffected responses to Chase yapping about some MySpace uncslop is perfect.
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@GSolo-x3i · 7 months ago
Every year, he ages 5. There is something very wrong with this guy.
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@ixkiloYT · 7 months ago
“So I was talking to my cake making YouTuber friend , Someone that I’m really good friends with”, “I’ve been friends with for a long time” such a specific little lie.
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