Terrible Rules For Men

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• JA

  @JarvisJohnsonGOLD · 11 months ago (edited) · pinned

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• SY

  @sysnootles5039 · 11 months ago

  i can’t kiss my business bros????

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• MO

  @moontrinevenus · 11 months ago

  Rule 1. dont pick up the phone you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone

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• EL

  @elenagraves6249 · 11 months ago

  This article&apos;s tone is all over the place. Are we offensively strict, hip with the kids, or just stating the obvious for good human beings?

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• JE

  @jessberch7041 · 11 months ago

  Someone at GQ is in cahoots with Big Cala Lily because why the fuck was that so specific

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• JU

  @JustKet99 · 11 months ago

  As a florist the calla lilies are SENDING me into orbit. <br>One - Toxic to most pets<br>Two - Seasonal<br>Three - They are oftentimes specialty flowers... Which means they are extremely expensive.😂

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• NO

  @noah_of_babylon · 11 months ago

  1. &nbsp;can&apos;t kill anyone<br>2. can&apos;t make anyone fall in love<br>3. can&apos;t bring people back from the dead

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• RO

  @rosestarring · 11 months ago

  if you’re dating someone with cats, please do NOT send them lillies! they are toxic to cats. poisoning your partner’s cats would be very ungentlemanly

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• TE

  @tempest564 · 11 months ago

  i love the switch up between hand holdy infantilizing and random 1920&apos;s buisinessman ettiquette

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• JO

  @JokesInBase13 · 11 months ago

  Calla lilies are funeral flowers... also they&apos;re super toxic to cats and dogs. Don&apos;t send people calla lilies unless they specifically say they like receiving them. Roses, gerber daisies, and orchids are all pet-safe and rarely associated with death.

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• QU

  @quincyquiz · 11 months ago

  &quot;be unambiguous when asking someone out&quot; <b>*proceeds to list incredibly ambiguous ways to ask someone out*</b>

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• LA

  @lacezobi · 11 months ago

  im deaf, im always stoked that jarvis&apos; videos have real captions.

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