Finding Every Safety Violation in Portal

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  @Sherma-ite · 7 months ago

  Wanna know the neat part? When OSHA comes to investigate, you just gained more test subjects!

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• DR

  @DragoSonicMile · 7 months ago

  ~Come with me and you&apos;ll be<br>In a world of safety violations...~

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• TR

  @trulyunknowable · 7 months ago

  &quot;Ethics Violation&quot; is GLaDOS&apos;s middle name

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• LE

  @Lexthefazworker · 6 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al6fFJEXau8&amp;t=33">0:33</a> wearing the black mesa scientist uniform while making an anti aperture science video was TARGETED

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• NI

  @NixityNullt · 7 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al6fFJEXau8&amp;t=700">11:40</a> I love how once you mention the tests that can kill you the violations almost double

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• TH

  @thesmilingman7576 · 7 months ago

  I like how you dressed appropriately with a ridiculous tie

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• IV

  @ivanbluecool · 7 months ago

  The difference between our shower thoughts and chips are his are backed by science

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• JA

  @jacky7204 · 7 months ago

  The purpose of GLaDOS&apos;s tests appears to be putting test subjects in mentally challenging puzzles with dangerous stimuli as puzzle elements in the hopes of something psychologically interesting happening. &quot;How test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.&quot;<br><br>Cave&apos;s tests, besides the blue paint incident, seem to mostly be designed around putting test subjects in mentally challenging situations before/after/while exposing them to dangerous stimuli completely unrelated to the puzzle in the hopes of something biologically interesting happening.<br><br>Since all the testing elements are stable, it seems like the only one of these that could remotely be used to develop Aperture technology would be Cave&apos;s, but GLaDOS doesn&apos;t understand the distinction and she just keeps testing with tech that&apos;s already perfected on the one test subject who cares least.

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• SE

  @sethcushman5454 · 7 months ago

  Reminds me of the video on Portal&apos;s OSHA violations.

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• MA

  @mariannagregorio2905 · 7 months ago

  Rule 1 was broken by a doctor once who took some bacteria he wanted proved that caused gastritis (he was a gastro researcher) and the process would take too long following regulations. He drank the bacteria. Then treated.<br>He earned a prize for that.

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• CA

  @carcrashcopulator · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al6fFJEXau8&amp;t=185">3:05</a> We&apos;re getting real &quot;DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE&quot; with this one

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• MO

  @Monoconee · 7 months ago

  It’s all worth it for the cake they told me I’ll get though

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