Watching Twilight for the First Time (Not Clickbait)

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• GR

  @gramboni0624 · 6 years ago

  Dont you just hate it when you're trying to enjoy a baseball game during an active lightning storm and the local X-Men chapter threatens the players before everyone leaves

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• DJ

  @djdemonidor · 6 years ago

  Twilight is like that scene where Anakin is flirting with Padme but it's a whole movie

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• SV

  @svx4401 · 6 years ago

  What's even funnier is the fact that they thretened to fire Pattinson because he thought the movie was stupid and wanted to play his character with a bit more sense.

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• JA

  @jasontoddsleftthigh5378 · 6 years ago

  When Alice tells Jasper he won’t hurt Bella, Edward’s reaction probably wasn’t even scripted, it was just Rob Pattinson realizing how much he’s gonna hate his life for the next few years.

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• ZE

  @Zeerotohero · 6 years ago (edited)

  Any rational parent or doctor that heard the he “she fell down the stairs and out of a window and that’s why she has bruises, broken bones, and a bite mark” story would assume Edward was beating her...

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• TH

  @TheBattlesword · 6 years ago (edited)

  I know CinemaSins brought this up in his video, but I love how when she types “Cold One” into Google, she doesn’t immediately get results for beer

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• CA

  @CaptWarChief · 4 years ago (edited)

  Running away from home to be with your creepy, mysterious boyfriend and then showing up in the hospital saying "I tripped and fell down some stairs" is like the biggest red flag to anyone that you are in an abusive relationship (which is exactly what this is)

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• ER

  @erraticonteuse · 6 years ago

  I mean, Marcus jokes about Edward being anti women's suffrage but does the movie mention that Jasper was legit a Confederate soldier?

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• LE

  @lenab.7491 · 6 years ago (edited)

  I like how Edward goes &quot;you need to see how I look in the sunlight&quot; and then takes Bella for a like 20km piggyback ride through a <b>forest</b> to get to that one specific spot™ where sunlight actually hits the ground

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• GR

  @graysonsteinmetz · 6 years ago

  As an Arizonian, NO ONE ever or will ever say, “I miss the heat.”

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• RU

  @ruviaaa · 5 years ago

  the reason why the actors look so stiff and uncomfortable all the time is because they just can’t believe what the hell they’re gonna say or what they’ve just said. I have a theory why Kristen always vibrate or shakes her head, it’s because she’s in disbelief how horrible the next line is that she has to force it out of her mouth

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• BE

  @beatthegreat7020 · 6 years ago

  The fact that they are called the Cullens pisses me off. I&apos;m part of the Irish clan Cullen, and I can&apos;t research anything about my ancestors without a bunch of pixie-shit vampires getting in the way.

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