Twilight Breaking Dawn - Cosmonaut Picture Show
2.7M views · Jun 9, 2020 · Film & Animation
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@LukePimentel · 6 years ago
I remember watching twilight in the theater back in the day and their was one guy cracking up two seats away from me and everyone was getting pissed off but now I realize this man was ahead of his time
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@jamesjamozo · 6 years ago
Charlie has surprisingly little screentime for being the main character.
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@KurtTijamoMusic · 6 years ago
I watched this in theaters with my ex-girlfriend. I was not a Twilight fan. Let me tell you, watching an entire theater lose their minds during that final battle scene was the sight of a lifetime. Literal tears and screams and people jumping out of their seats. I was confused by the outrage, because I assumed the entire theater had read the books. <br><br>Leaning over to my girlfriend I said, <br>"Babe why are you so upset if you read the book-" <br>"THIS WASN'T IN THE BOOK WHAT ARE THEY DOING THEY'RE RUINING IT"<br><br>I leaned back in wonder thinking, "Oh god. Are they really doing this?" <br><br>Fascination quickly turned to fear however, as flashes of riots started to flicker before my eyes. A girl standing on her seat here, some popcorn flung skyward there, my girlfriend growing steadily agitated in her seat beside me. I began scanning the exit signs, devising an escape plan for when things went south.<br>And then, the fake-out reveal. The collective sigh of relief drowned out all sound for the next 10 seconds. Nervous laughter filled the room as everyone came to their senses. It was one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life.
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@Kelly_C · 5 years ago
i love how everyone in these movies looks absolutely miserable 100% of the time except michael sheen who looks like he's having the time of his goddamn life
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@Elbaphomet71 · 6 years ago
Before you ask: yes, brazillians can feel Demon's babies, we have a training about this in highschool. And no, we can't undestand Pattinson's portuguese.
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@dacdan423 · 6 years ago
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" Damn someone wrote that.
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@martinwathen3807 · 6 years ago
"You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!" Is truly one of cinema's most thought provoking and beautiful pieces of dialogue.
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@Ssturns19 · 5 years ago
"My son is so cringe" literally the funniest thing I've ever heard and i don't even know why
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@gwengrasso1887 · 5 years ago
Breaking Dawn Part 1 is just that one Mean Girls quote: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die.”
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@joshbarron8363 · 6 years ago
Everyone: Why did you use a cgi child?<br>Twilight: Cuz the animatronic looked too weird<br>Everyone:...have you ever heard of a real kid?
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@joaovitorfarinabraga690 · 6 years ago (edited)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSaEpfMulRo&t=1620">27:00</a> imagine if after seeing Jacob turning into a werewolf the first thing Charlie said was YOU ! YOU’RE THE KILLER BEAR
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@paperbackwriter1111 · 5 years ago
The pregnancy body horror was actually pretty fucked in the books too, so the movie is kinda doing it justice.
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