I Trusted Conservapedia to Teach Me Science… It Was A Mistake

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  @lukacsbreslin9578 · 2 months ago

  Man, as an autistic dude myself, imma say what many have said before me. If vaccines caused autism, America would have trains.

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  @Benjamin-Flagg_Game-Designer · 2 months ago

  The most obvious proof that the Earth is older than 6 million years old is that Milo has been remodeling his house for 7 million years.

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• CO

  @Cortezmoth · 2 months ago (edited)

  Bro's dressed like a second level spellcaster

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• ST

  @StuffiesCorner · 1 month ago

  My favorite detail from the Otzi discovery was his shoes. They were made from skin and stuffed with grass and when scientists recreated them as accurately as they could they found out that the shoes were surprisingly warm and comfy :) He probably loved those shoes.

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• FE

  @fellow9939 · 2 months ago

  Fun fact: if you try to turn this website into a drinking game, you can recreate a biblical flood localised entirely within your liver.

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• LE

  @lexa2310 · 2 months ago

  "Conservapedia" sounds like a thing the onion would create to mess with people.

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  @GooberFace32 · 2 months ago

  Andrew Schlafly’s mom, Phyllis, is the reason that the U.S. did NOT pass the Equal Rights Amendment. Rotten apples don’t fall far from rotten trees.

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  @iristhorne6521 · 1 month ago

  I don’t get why it’s so hard for people to just say “hey, maybe the laws of nature as we see them are the mechanics God used to <b>do</b> the things he’s credited with.” Wouldn’t that make their lives AND their belief systems so much simpler and easier to explain to non-believers?

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• FL

  @Flightcontrol96 · 2 months ago

  The &quot;Facts don&apos;t care about your feelings&quot; people .002 seconds after coming across facts that don&apos;t support their feelings.

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  @bostonslattman6102 · 2 months ago

  Andrew: &quot;The Bible predicted the maximum human life span as 120 years&quot;<br><br>The Bible: &quot;Methuselah was 969 years old&quot;

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  @epileptix8954 · 2 months ago

  PSA - people should ABSOLUTELY NOT visit this site. Do not generate traction for the pages that will push them up search engine indices.

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  @OlaftheGreat · 1 month ago

  &quot;Can&apos;t you see you&apos;re not making Christianity better, you&apos;re just making science worse?&quot;

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