unleashing the light of Allah w/ Max0r | House of Ashes

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  @tenebrisnarud9738 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Gotta love how Salim got pretty much the same amount of kills with a piece of rebar as a Vickers machine gun

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• DE

  @delontaerich187 · 4 years ago

  Salim is easily my favorite character from these games. No melodrama, no stupid secondary plot. Just a man with a 1911, a big pipe, and the power of Allah.

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• DI

  @Dinosaurman34 · 4 years ago

  The man!<br>The myth!<br>The legend!<br>SALIM, THE HOLY LIGHT OF ALLAH!

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• NP

  @nplt8263 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Salim: &quot;untie me and I&apos;ll show you how.&quot;<br><br>Ah yes, one last oneliner from a badass

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• CO

  @ColdFusionPower512 · 4 years ago

  I love how everyone i&apos;ve seen playing the game absolutely loves Salim. Absolute fucking CHAD

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• BU

  @bubbasbigblast8563 · 4 years ago (edited)

  The funniest thing here is that the Cross IS actually more useful than the gun, because holding up the Cross is so baffling to the Alien Vampire Thing that it actually stops for a few seconds, unlike the gun, which just makes it mad.

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• YE

  @yeraymonzon6338 · 4 years ago

  If it weren&apos;t for Salim and Jason the world would be filled with fucking giant bats right now.

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• CR

  @crusadinghours3505 · 4 years ago

  I feel like Rimmy and Max0r had a higher body count than the actual monsters in this game.

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• RE

  @RevenRadic · 4 years ago

  to quote Wikipedia. &quot;Unlike the previous installments, the monsters featured in the game are not hallucinations, and the team had spent an extensive amount of time designing and motion capturing them.&quot; <br>which A. its hilarious that had to be said and<br>B. the implications that fans were so pissed about the last two games that they had to change this one to make damn well sure the monsters felt real to apologize is also hilarious and sad

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• DA

  @davefromtesco1565 · 4 years ago

  clearly salim was the WMD the americans were searching for this whole time

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• MI

  @misterduch7904 · 4 years ago

  I love how there is an ending in which Salim dissapears before the extraction team, and presumably returns home and becomes the biggest chad in the world.

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• EL

  @electricbayonet2 · 4 years ago

  Man of Medan: No actual zombies, just hallucinations.<br>Little Hope: No actual spooky witchcraft, just hallucinations.<br>House of Ashes: No actual vampires, just-<br><br>-wait, there <i>are</i> actually vampires? And it&apos;s actually a fun and engaging story? <br><br>I get the feeling that there&apos;s just one guy at Supermassive that A) really likes surprise hallucination reveals and B) is also a bad writer, and the rest of the studio developed this one in secret without telling him.

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