The Dumbest People On Reddit...With Updates

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• VO

  @VocalFox · 10 months ago

  If your SO wants to open the relationship, your first question should be, “Do you have someone specific in mind?” And if they say yes, time to end that relationship.

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• KI

  @KingCraig6 · 10 months ago

  As a straight man who is in a monogamous marrige im smart enough to know if we held a competition my wife would have way more suitors. Thats the way the world works. Dumb dude probably had a keeper and still thought the grass was greener.

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• BA

  @BaughbeSauce · 10 months ago

  Rattigan. <br>Because &quot;dammit, there&apos;s that Rattigan! (Rat again)&quot;

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• SH

  @ShadeGaming4444 · 10 months ago

  &quot;opened up the relationship and got no dates&quot; WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? <b>WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!</b> <i><b>THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!</b></i><b></b>

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• CA

  @CarRant · 10 months ago

  Magic player here. He was definitely not into her. I work at a shop, play once a week at my shop with customers, and occasionally still host a night at my place with friends. Still had time for my church, family, friends, partners, etc. you make time for what&apos;s important to you. End of story. She was not it for him. Feel sorry for her ultimately... Time wasted on a man who doesn&apos;t know how to appreciate a real partner is hard to get back.

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• CR

  @CroftSurvives4Ever · 10 months ago

  Name it Sprat because he&apos;s a space rat because he vanishes into space sometimes. 🐀

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• SA

  @saphiael-mansub2206 · 10 months ago

  The guy who pretended he wanted an open relationship so he could potentially leave you. He thinks you&apos;re second best. In actuality nobody wants him and why would you want him. It&apos;s obvious he was batting above his weight and still had the audacity to disrespect you

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• NB

  @nbunnysnowboard · 10 months ago

  The story about the guy wanting to open the relationship to test out and see if another woman liked him reminds me of a boyfriend I had in high school who dumped me to get with my super hot friend. She turned him down in front of everyone in the middle of the hallway at school and laughed at him, then we hung out at her house and watched movies in her home theater all night. What a gem of a person! Girl’s girls are the best ❤

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• TK

  @tkdchic78 · 10 months ago

  Once I quit trying to be the cool girl and didn’t try to prove myself worthy of love, I met the sweetest man in the whole world and we just got engaged last month 💕 now that I’m in a healthy relationship I’m the one on Reddit saying “LEAVE! RUN!” If a partner clearly shows you they don’t respect or value you, they NEVER will and you’ll just spend years twisting yourself to be what they want. I now have a man who sees me as a human and not some girlfriend appliance to do things for him and treats me so well. Our love is so easy and fun. We wake up every morning giggling and being silly. If you’ve read this far and you’ve been on the fence about your relationship, please leave. The bad guy won’t love you in the end if you love him enough like the movies show, he’s always gonna be a bad guy. Run now.

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• EL

  @ElainaTrent-q7e · 10 months ago

  &quot;Ssss- Devils tango&quot; <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B1e4NaJGFk&amp;t=940">15:40</a> I&apos;m dying, I love Kris!

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• DE

  @DebosaurusRex · 10 months ago

  Married to a MTG Wizard here. Advice: Send him to play cards w the wizards. Get used to it being a thing. If he can&apos;t put the cards down to put his wizard&apos;s staff in your mana pool, he isnt into you and you need to break up. If a man wants to he will! If he doesnt, he won&apos;t. &nbsp;You&apos;re not his therapist or mother. You dont need to fix him. DO NOT TRY. Take care of yourself first.

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• CH

  @ChelC_Smiles · 10 months ago

  Rat should be &quot;Splinter.&quot; Like, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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