The Jurassic World Franchise Deserves Extinction

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  @TheLittlePlatoon · 1 year ago (edited) · pinned

  The Jurassic World franchise is an abomination that disgraces the legacy of Jurassic Park. Be kind to yourself this year. Go to my sponsor <a href="http://zocdoc.com/littleplatoon">http://zocdoc.com/littleplatoon</a> and find the awesome care you deserve for FREE.<br><br>The Jurassic Park mini essay can be found as a standalone on my second channel: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvOmK-CKDoM">https://youtu.be/ZvOmK-CKDoM?si=AFrw7vojxi3txHxh</a>

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  @renestuder515 · 1 year ago

  I love the irony. „Nobody cares about dinosaurs anymore.“ So here is movie number 7 about dinosaurs.

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  @aesiddoway · 1 year ago

  I was so engrossed with the breakdown of the Jurassic Park book vs the original film that I totally forgot that this was an Afterbirth review

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  @JiJ1511 · 1 year ago

  I wish to remind everyone that Yellowstone National Park is still a thing at 153 years of age. There aren&apos;t even dinosaurs, it&apos;s most known for hot springs. 153 years and hot water squirting out from underground is still a draw to wow people from across the country and even the world.

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  @dicnar · 1 year ago

  I always wondered why the doors are big enough to let the D-rex out. They could’ve just had a regular-sized emergency exit next to it… But then again, we’re talking about a movie where a candy wrapper was the sole reason they abandoned a research lab and billions of dollars’ worth of equipment on a tropical island.

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  @AnAmericanMusician · 1 year ago

  Micheal Crighton&apos;s books are not character driven like Lord of the Rings. They&apos;re more so like modern-day Grimm&apos;s Fairy Tales, where they are more about the message at the expense of characters.

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  @slyjester3315 · 1 year ago

  The fact that not a single scientist in the highly sterile environment said &quot;hey, buddy, no food or drink outside of the breakroom,&quot; including that neither the culprit nor the passers-by bother to pick up the wrapper, mirrored my absolute indifference to this film after said opening scene.<br><br>This film has no brains, no heart, and no respect for the IP from whence it came.

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  @Trainerchris2 · 1 year ago (edited)

  I saw this movie with my family<br>We were discussing the movie afterwards and I was talking about how if your uninvested in the characters/plot you eventually end up forgetting their names and just start referring to them by their most basic characteristics or by their actual actors name such as &quot;The Dad&quot;, &quot;Scarlett Johansson&quot;, or &quot;The Child&quot;<br>My brother tried to refute this by saying the name of the youngest kid<br>Asked him what was the name of the dad was<br>He couldn&apos;t remember<br><b>This was 10-15 minutes after we left the theater</b>

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  @osmanyousif7849 · 1 year ago (edited)

  Pretty ironic how the first movie had a very crucial lesson to teach about the whole concept of, “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”.<br>And yet, the fact that they keep on pumping out sequel after sequel, you would think that someone would realize this main lesson in general is TO LEAVE IT ALONE.

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  @samuellund1377 · 1 year ago

  The next Jurassic Park movie&apos;s villain will scream &quot;I WILL EVOLVE&quot; and inject themselves with dinosaur DNA to transform into a Raptor/Human Hybrid, eventually being eaten by the T-Rex.

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  @reaps912 · 1 year ago

  To steal a quote from Sargon&apos;s video about the movie..:<br><br>Original Trilogy: &quot;Jurassic Park is an idea that will only end in death and tears&quot;<br><br>New Trilogy: <i>&quot;Real</i> Jurassic Park has never been tried&quot;

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  @captainventris · 1 year ago

  A Harvard medical graduate writes a fanciful book about dinosaurs. A generation later the decline of modern culture is accelerated

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