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The Acolyte - Episode 1 - I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This…

532K views · Jun 9, 2024 · Film & Animation

Comments · 3K

  • @sethkaicer319 · 2 years ago

    Anakin blew up the death Star and Queen Cleopatra is black, these are undisputed facts.

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  • @maximusolivia9982 · 2 years ago

    Saying the acolyte is “safe for black people” Has got to be one of the most demeaning things one can say about black people.

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  • @nunyabiznes7446 · 2 years ago

    &quot;A jedi only draws their lightsaber if they&apos;re prepared to kill.&quot;<br>Every jedi ever when confronted with a dark environment: &quot;Time for murder&quot;

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  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt · 2 years ago

    &quot;Wanna watch a 35-minute Star Wars show?&quot;<br>&quot;Not a chance in hell.&quot;<br>&quot;How about an hour and a half Little Platoon dis video of that same show?&quot;<br>&quot;Hit the Play button.&quot;

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  • @TheFABIOCOOL · 2 years ago

    He really said &quot;Occupational Safety and Health Administration&quot; for half an hour, I CANT, this shit&apos;s too funny

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  • @Blindstoic · 2 years ago (edited)

    This show cost more than DUNE 2!<br><br>Correction, Dune 2 was 190 million and The Acolyte was 180 million.

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  • @julienbocquet7732 · 2 years ago

    From &quot;The Force is Female&quot; to &quot;Incompetence is female&quot; real quick.

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  • @smallcd · 2 years ago

    &quot;Mae is dead. I saw her die.&quot; <br>&quot;Mae is alive.&quot; <br>&quot;I believe you.&quot; <br> <br>$180 million budget, folks.

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  • @PsychotoasterProd · 2 years ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFljf2KPyhc&amp;t=3532">58:52</a> - Naw, Green Woman is not using the force to open doors. Much like how I do, she&apos;s only pretending as she approaches the door sensor that opens the door for her.

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  • @julietdelta9 · 2 years ago

    The part I never got was &nbsp;they thought she killed a jedi master, so they sent a brand new knight and a padawan.

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  • @Nexus_Hives · 2 years ago

    Beginning of the end? It&apos;s already ended. They are just puppeting a corpse.

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  • @fionnaitsradag5152 · 2 years ago

    Lightsaber to the gut: Not deadly.<br>Thrown pen knife: Deadly!

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