The Acolyte - Episode 1 - I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This…
532K views · Jun 9, 2024 · Film & Animation
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@sethkaicer319 · 2 years ago
Anakin blew up the death Star and Queen Cleopatra is black, these are undisputed facts.
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@maximusolivia9982 · 2 years ago
Saying the acolyte is “safe for black people” Has got to be one of the most demeaning things one can say about black people.
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@nunyabiznes7446 · 2 years ago
"A jedi only draws their lightsaber if they're prepared to kill."<br>Every jedi ever when confronted with a dark environment: "Time for murder"
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@GreatUSTreasureHunt · 2 years ago
"Wanna watch a 35-minute Star Wars show?"<br>"Not a chance in hell."<br>"How about an hour and a half Little Platoon dis video of that same show?"<br>"Hit the Play button."
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@TheFABIOCOOL · 2 years ago
He really said "Occupational Safety and Health Administration" for half an hour, I CANT, this shit's too funny
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@Blindstoic · 2 years ago (edited)
This show cost more than DUNE 2!<br><br>Correction, Dune 2 was 190 million and The Acolyte was 180 million.
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@julienbocquet7732 · 2 years ago
From "The Force is Female" to "Incompetence is female" real quick.
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@smallcd · 2 years ago
"Mae is dead. I saw her die." <br>"Mae is alive." <br>"I believe you." <br> <br>$180 million budget, folks.
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@PsychotoasterProd · 2 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFljf2KPyhc&t=3532">58:52</a> - Naw, Green Woman is not using the force to open doors. Much like how I do, she's only pretending as she approaches the door sensor that opens the door for her.
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@julietdelta9 · 2 years ago
The part I never got was they thought she killed a jedi master, so they sent a brand new knight and a padawan.
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@Nexus_Hives · 2 years ago
Beginning of the end? It's already ended. They are just puppeting a corpse.
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@fionnaitsradag5152 · 2 years ago
Lightsaber to the gut: Not deadly.<br>Thrown pen knife: Deadly!
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