Ranking Detectives on if They Can Catch Brian Moser
188K views · Jul 4, 2026 · Entertainment
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@gsjayant9200 · 2 months ago
Thank you for recognising what beast of a detective Patrick freakin Jane is.
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@freeprime4606 · 2 months ago (edited)
To those unaware, Patrick Jane narrowed down his nemesis to just 7 individuals when the nemesis told him that they had shook hands. All from memory. Imagine recalling everyone you ever shook hands with. Jane is the GOAT. If you havent watched, do give it a try,
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@ethanmclean9050 · 2 months ago
The Patrick Jane respect in this comment section is passing the vibe check 👌🏼
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@l.pricetag.5207 · 2 months ago
Finally a good Hank scaling. Everyone seems to overlook that he literally singlehandedly figured out Gus's operation and was the only agent in the DEA to do so. The only reason he didn't catch Heisenberg sooner was because he didn't want to believe it was Walter, but even then he eventually comes to realise and accept it.
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@Defnotdiablo · 2 months ago
My goat Jane. There's barely, if any, killers that he isn't gonna be able to catch. He got out up against an entire complex system of criminals and still came out on top. Corrupt cops, judges, government officials. His ability to read people, predict them, and manipulate and play them is just on another level compared to detectives in any other media.<br><br>Literally the best thing you can do to counter Jane is never interact with him in person and keep all information as random or limited as possible.
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@JunahMoreau · 2 months ago
No shit, Sherlock... er, I mean shit, no Sherlock?
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@SariahCupp-lx3xd · 2 months ago
Hannibal will think that Will is "cheating" on him with another guy, even with the whole "Dear Ken..." emails
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@Galactic123 · 2 months ago
On the other hand, if Brian harmed or killed Will Graham we'd get to see Hannibal go after him, and that would be entertaining as hell.
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@bigyoshi5170 · 2 months ago
“Last name Moser, first name Brian. Wait…Gomez it’s like Family Guy, you know the dog.” -Hank Schrader
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@DOKKAEEEBIII · 2 months ago
wish you had Shawn Spencer on here because he and patrick jane are often compared even between themselves in meta jokes. Both are fake psychics with hyper observation abilities
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@jasonross6049 · 2 months ago
Appreciate the respect for my goat jane 👍
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@Gimmegames4free6942 · 1 month ago
Jane catching Brian and Dexter would be like a normal weekly episode, and the big reveal/plot twist will be their fraternity
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