Why do Gods Fear Space in Dungeons and Dragons

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  @almightytallestred · 6 years ago

  &quot;So, I can&apos;t smoke inside the ship?&quot;<br>&quot;No.&quot;<br>&quot;Alright, alright... I&apos;ll take it outside.&quot;<br><b>&quot;NO!!&quot;</b>

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• CA

  @cass9546 · 6 years ago

  &quot;Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters.&quot;

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• CL

  @ClockworkGearhead · 6 years ago

  &quot;If we see the gods as gods, then why don&apos;t we have beings that see us as gods?&quot;<br>We do. We call them dogs.

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• RI

  @rita6355 · 6 years ago

  Me getting into DND lore: oh wow fantasy! <br>DND: incredibly concerning cosmic horror

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• MR

  @MrLC-cd8ms · 6 years ago

  Sometimes when you roll initiative into the void, the void rolls initiative back.

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• JO

  @jordanfleming7022 · 6 years ago

  “All living beings (temporarily) crystallise when they run out of air while in the phlogiston”. <br><br>d-does that mean the crystal orbs protecting reality are made from crystallised living tissue?

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• IV

  @ivanmarcusdegoeslopes1705 · 6 years ago

  Inside the phlogiston - can&apos;t solve problems with fireball<br><br><br>Wizards: <b>HEAVY SWEATING</b>

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• SH

  @ShineDark · 6 years ago

  Whenever you mention, “Created by a higher authority,” I think, “Yeah. The Dungeon Master.”

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• RA

  @randomnerd4211 · 6 years ago

  &quot;People who run out of air in the Phlogiston turn to stone and enter suspended animation&quot;<br><b>Eventually, Kars stopped thinking</b>

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• FR

  @FranOfBattle · 6 years ago (edited)

  &quot;Why dont we have beings that think kf us as Gods?&quot;<br>Me:<br>Looks at Dog.<br>Dog:<br><b>Stares in pure wonder lust as I listen to a voice emitted from a box and eat food from the infinite food box, perhaps reflecting how him and his Father were so fortunate to be the servants of this gentle entity.</b>

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• MR

  @MRwho35 · 6 years ago

  TL;DR: All things end in Lovecraft.

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• SO

  @Solanne11 · 6 years ago

  “Guys! The Phlogiston has broken through the crystal sphere and is heading for the sun! What do we do?!”<br><b>Everyone turns to look at the wild magic sorcerer</b><br>Sorcerer: frantically begins casting spells trying to cause the sun to explode

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