Twilight Is Worse Than You Remember.

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  @AlizeeYeezy · 4 years ago (edited) · pinned

  Offset your carbon footprint with me on Wren! We&apos;ll plant 10 extra trees for the first 100 people who sign up! <a href="https://wren.co/start/alizeeyeezy">https://wren.co/start/alizeeyeezy</a><br><br>Timestamps: <br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM">0:00</a> - Intro<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=213">3:33</a> - Preface<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=275">4:35</a> - Chapter 1 - First Sight<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=1252">20:52</a> - Chapter 2 - Open Book<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=2030">33:50</a> - Chapter 3 - Phenomenon <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=2350">39:10</a> - Chapter 4 - Invitations <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=2934">48:54</a> - Chapter 5 - Blood Type<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=3400">56:40</a> - Chapter 6 (26?) - Scary Stories<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=3770">1:02:50</a> - Chapter 7 - Nightmare<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=4111">1:08:31</a> - Chapter 8 - Port Angeles<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=4374">1:12:54</a> - Chapter 9 - Theory<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=4665">1:17:45</a> - Chapter 10 - Interrogations<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=4859">1:20:59</a>: - Chapter 11 - Complications<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=5162">1:26:02</a> - Chapter 12 - Balancing <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=5488">1:31:28</a> - Chapter 13 - Confessions<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=6428">1:47:08</a> - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=6793">1:53:13</a> - Chapter 15 - The Cullens<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=7159">1:59:19</a> - Chapter 16 - Carlisle<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=7413">2:03:33</a> - Chapter 17 - The Game (you just lost it)<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=7747">2:09:07</a> - Chapter 18 - The Hunt<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=8055">2:14:15</a> - Chapter 19 - Goodbyes<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=8457">2:20:57</a> - Chapter 20 - Impatience <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=8637">2:23:57</a> - Chapter 21 - Phone Call<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=8813">2:26:53</a> - Chapter 22 - Hide And Seek<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=9092">2:31:32</a> - Chapter 23 - The Angel<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=9266">2:34:26</a> - Chapter 24 - An Impasse<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBgRQHGreM&amp;t=9635">2:40:35</a> - EPILOGUE

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  @loadbearingskull · 4 years ago

  “She has depression because Edward didn’t go to school” the true teenage experience

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  @jennycomelately · 4 years ago

  AU where Bella never moves to Forks and Edward discovers he can’t read Charlie’s mind and falls madly in love with him.

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  @littleflowers7678 · 4 years ago

  The fact that stephanie meyer had a wet dream about gerard way as a vampire, wrote the twilight series based on that, then it was adapted into a movie franchise, then someone made a fanfiction based off of that movie franchise with bdsm, then they renamed the fanfiction and published it as a book which was then adapted into movies is just... whew

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• HI

  @hinduhillbilly · 4 years ago

  I always thought it was weird that Meyer&apos;s vampires were cold and felt like marble statues. Not only does human/vampire sex sound painful, even vampire/vampire sexual activity sounds unpleasant. I just imagine them coming together and clacking like bowling balls. No thanks.

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  @RuinedSilver · 4 years ago

  &quot;How would sex between a meyers vampire and a human be pleasurable&quot;<br><br>I actually have the answer for this- before they did the deed, he put himself in the microwave and set it to defrost.

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  @suu2498 · 4 years ago

  If the book started off with Bella wandering off in the forest while Edward was hunting, the book would be more enjoyable. Edward could have found it intriguing that he could not read Bella&apos;s mind.<br>It would give Edward a reason to actually go to school and interact with her and, at the same time, create a reason for an immortal to go to school. Edward could have been more awkward because he has not been in a school for like a century, making Bella question what is actually wrong with the guy. This book actually had the potential to be far better than it is. Still, I read it too many times during my adolescence, lol.

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  @petloverspy · 4 years ago

  “Carlisle was lonely because it was generations before Charlie Swan was born.”<br><br>HELP

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  @thatfunnycripple · 4 years ago

  &quot;Charlie, Dr Cullen isn&apos;t gonna fuck you&quot; i wish he would, it&apos;d be a more interesting plotline than bella and edward

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  @SpoiledSplenden · 4 years ago

  Plot twist: Edward cant read Bellas thoughts because her head is empty.

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  @maggie3842 · 4 years ago

  the sentence “Edward beat up a tree” will never not be funny to me

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  @pootoobaby738 · 4 years ago

  “I have gone through the last two weeks dismantling the Twilight book…” oh this is gonna be good…bless you queen for your dedication to always giving us things nobody asked for but desperately need.

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