Please Don't Get a Goat
1.4M views · Nov 29, 2024 · Pets & Animals
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@AnneofAllTrades · 6 months ago · pinned
Goats might be chaos monsters, but at least they weren't a literal 1990s pyramid scheme! 📉🦙 If I haven't crushed your homesteading dreams enough yet, come watch our latest in the series, Please Don't Get an Alpaca: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4ynAnC6Pc">https://youtu.be/jE4ynAnC6Pc</a>
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@SkyFullOfPotential · 1 year ago
Instructions unclear, I now have 100 goats
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@jackpayne4658 · 1 year ago
There is a very old Arab proverb - 'If you've got no troubles, buy a goat'.
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@Borednow5x5 · 11 months ago
Me: I don’t want goats.<br>YouTube: Hey, you want goats? Here’s a video for you.<br>Video: Don’t get goats.<br>Me: I want goats.
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@JakeKoenig · 1 year ago
I was on Amazon with 10 goats in my cart and was about to hit "Place Order," and then I saw this video and canceled the transaction. Whew, that was a close one.
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@CHEEBnRUN · 1 year ago
Wasn't planning on it. Now I'm planning on not planning on it.
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@sarahmack15 · 1 year ago
My roommate just texted me "should I get a baby goat?" And sent her this video. Thanks!
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@NevadaGoats · 1 year ago (edited)
Average goat ownership is 3-5 years. After that, the goats are 're-homed' because they are too much work. They then start the downward spiral of 're-homing' that results in them tied to a fence, killed by dogs, or otherwise neglected unto death. Goats have a 12-15 year average lifespan. Dilettante owners are an eventual death sentence. I raised dairy and showstock for 40 years, I still have about 100, and will no longer sell any of them, because people don't think things through and I'm sick of watching my wonderful animals neglected, auctioned, 'gotten rid of', or killed. My oldest homebred now is pushing 17. I hope this video reaches everywhere. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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@TheBussaca · 1 year ago
I wasn't even looking at goats.. I don't even know how this got in my algorithm, Now I want goats..
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@akalaSHO · 11 months ago
I live in the countryside and there's this one plot of land on my drive to work, with a person who I see chasing after his escaped goats with a surprisingly high frequency.
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@rainy_wish_studios · 1 year ago
I "goat sat" for a friend. That was all it took. 🚫🐐 <br>Never. Never ever.
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@Zogg1281 · 1 year ago
"Please goat responsibly" fantastic line!!! 😂👍👍👍👍👍👍
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