Every single Warhammer 40k (WH40k) Faction Explained | Part 1

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• KU

  @kukelhupf · 5 years ago

  The best summary I heard for Wh 40k was:<br><br>&quot;Wait. That thing&apos;s way too powerfu-.<br>Oh no wait, it&apos;s dead.&quot;

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• BO

  @bonielsen653 · 6 years ago

  i once heard the best summary for the lore of 40k for the Emperium: &quot;Imagine siding with the Nazis because they are fighting C&apos;thulu&quot;

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• BI

  @bigsmoke6675 · 5 years ago

  &quot;so, Bricky, how much money have you spent on your guardsmen army?&quot;<br>&quot; <b>U N T O L D &nbsp;B I L L I O N S</b> &quot;

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• VA

  @valleyard8674 · 3 years ago

  I imagine a dude with a talking sword going &quot;I... already told you... no, you can&apos;t take over the mind of my comrades, now let&apos;s go, I&apos;ll use you to kill some demons&quot;

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• DG

  @dgurevich1 · 6 years ago

  As one hacker named 4chan put it:<br>&quot;The imperium is like a man hanging from a cliff with one arm and without strength to pull himself back up.<br>He could use his other hand to hold on just a little longer, but he&apos;s busy using it to give the finger to all the bastards watching him dangle.&quot;

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• AH

  @ahel4523 · 6 years ago

  Summary:<br>Star Trek fan: I&apos;d rather not be a red shirt on a ship.<br>Star Wars fan: I&apos;d rather not be a Storm Trooper.<br>40K fan: I don&apos;t want to be here at all.

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• LA

  @lauraault430 · 5 years ago

  &quot;...if you haven&apos;t prayed at least three times a day, you&apos;re gonna be praying out that airlock.&quot; Yep, sounds about right

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• AZ

  @aznfattass · 2 years ago

  death korps of krieg is my personal favorite faction. <br><br>When asked how did a civilian population survive the atmoic waste lands of kreig, an officer of kreig simply said, &quot;there are no civilians here, only soldiers&quot;

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• BE

  @berniebroig8745 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Freedom of speech&quot; rhymes with &quot;Knowledge of Tzeentch.&quot; Consciousness is heresy.

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• PU

  @puhpuh3037 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Warhammer 40k is probably the most dark and depressing universe&quot;<br>My man never heard of Poland

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• YE

  @Yetibomber101 · 5 years ago (edited)

  “Everyone’s a villain in 40k.”<br><br>“ &apos;XEPT DA ORKS YA ZOGGIN GIT! WE&apos;Z GOT NO KWARRELZ WIF ENYONE, WE JUST WANNA GUD OL FITE.”

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• PH

  @phoenicianIII · 2 years ago

  Bricky: The Inquisition are the ONLY PEOPLE who can deem worlds-<br><b>The Dark Angels sitting in the back after nuking their own homeworld and every single traitor Primarch&apos;s homeworld</b>

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