Why is this guy so strong?? Ascension 10 Defect

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• GE

  @geffbob8960 · 21 hours ago

  Hello Jorbs my fickle brain has no idea how to interpret the information on spirebird. Things like WAR and BT elo and CR elo are things that sadly I cannot comprehend. While I have no right to ask this, would it be possible to create one of your famous 3 hour google slides on how to interpret the information on the website. Unless you have already made the video in which case I retract my request. I have been trying to use google and my dad to explain the information to me but the latter tells me to use the former and the former tells me to watch videos that I don't understand because they don't have 30 minute long tangents on each slide. Therefore, my request. Thank you

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• HA

  @hadore152 · 22 hours ago

  In essence, bada bing bada bong.

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• GA

  @gaelencms · 6 hours ago

  i love the SV-style reinvention of the train bit

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• SP

  @spuriousc · 4 hours ago

  We moved all the way across the country last year and it was stressful as hell. We were a bit nervous about going to somewhere so different and chose to rent out our old place so we'd have a back-up plan if we just couldn't deal with real seasons. Finding a place 2000+ miles away, packing for a family of five, preparing the home to be rental ready was months of brutal effort. All-in-all though, the move was tremendously successful! Because the move was for work, we did have professional movers take our stuff, and since it would take a long time for the truck to get there we decided to get one of the family rooms for a 3 day Amtrak ride. Was a wonderful way to wind down after all that effort.

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• FE

  @fedallaj · 9 hours ago

  man, that scrape was lit

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• AN

  @Anusien · 15 hours ago (edited)

  What’s neat is that the original WAR metric didn’t compare against the average player but somebody worse (I think by 5 runs). Basically the equivalent of “how much better is this card than Pressure Points or STS1 Claw?”

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• ZE

  @Zeneran · 6 hours ago

  &quot;What&apos;s WAR good for?&quot;<br>Absolutely nothing!

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• DS

  @dsquaredduffy · 20 hours ago (edited)

  Test subject, place!<br> <b>zaps the shit out of him</b>

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• RE

  @rekenner · 7 hours ago (edited)

  Huh.<br>Re: car crashes, I wonder what people colloquially refer to as car crashes. Like, I&apos;ve been a passenger for 2 low speed (like &lt;5 mph) collisions, but if someone asked me if I&apos;d been in a car crash I&apos;d probably say no.<br><br>Edit: ah, that idea did come up, I just had to wait a few minutes

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• RY

  @ryanmolloy5421 · 17 hours ago

  Correct me if I&apos;m wrong but you don&apos;t have to pick up glowater potion right? It clearly says skip on the bottom right so you can you know....just click skip.

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• AN

  @Anusien · 17 hours ago

  Do you think Boot Sequence and Anchor are friends or are they rivals?

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• TY

  @TysonJensen · 7 hours ago

  Two tesla coils, do you take shadow shield? Seems like kind of a hard question -- shadow shield is really good, but it really messes up the whole &quot;I do lightning things, that be the deck&quot; vibe it has...

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