The Ballad of John Chaser

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  @massivepileup · 4 years ago

  Love how the G11, a design whose entire point was to have no recoil during burst fire, recoils like mad during burst fire.

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• PL

  @Player-10 · 4 years ago (edited)

  This game gives me the feeling that Chaser is being pranked by everyone he runs into, and they are ALL in on the gag. Dumb character, cliche plotlines and stakes he&apos;s being fed constantly, excuses and new plans being made, being bossed around. Like any good generic FPS protagonist, I suppose, but I&apos;m waiting for someone to say &quot;Would you kindly...&quot;<br><br>Edit: So I guess in a way I was right all along

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• IN

  @inkmime · 2 years ago

  I think it&apos;s an insult to children to say this was written by a child because you know what 5 year olds don&apos;t do when telling you a dumb, pointless story? They don&apos;t intentionally drag it out to fill 6-8 hours and actually have the decency to stop when they finally get bored of telling you the story they&apos;re making up as they go.

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• EX

  @Explodington · 4 years ago

  This whole game seems like an escort mission where you play as the guy you should be escorting.

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• JA

  @james117bond3 · 4 years ago

  &quot;Johns have been chasing me for long enough, it&apos;s about time I chase them&quot;<br><br>- The Ballad of John Chaser

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• GU

  @GummoNZ · 4 years ago

  By the time it got to the reveal I had forgotten who Stone was.

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• IT

  @ItalianWarchief · 4 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVCjOOtbkg&amp;t=837">13:57</a> &quot;A YAHGOOTSA BREKING MA BALLS WID SHURIGAANS&quot;. Tears of joy.

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• SH

  @Shevlander · 4 years ago

  “Their stupidity is unpredictable. This one is stuck in a wall, and this one wants to ambush.”<br>Actually the wall tactic is standard practice since Lt. Dorkus proved its effectiveness mid combat.

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• JO

  @joshuagraham3854 · 4 years ago

  Yahgootsa is a pretty good beat &apos;em up series, but I liked &quot;Yahgootsa 7: Ay, Look At Me, I&apos;m Like Some Kinda Frickin&apos; Dragon Ovah Here&quot; even better, when they switched it to being a turn based RPG.

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• BO

  @bowmen08 · 4 years ago

  Fun fact: in Russian localization, the game was actually called &quot;Chaser: Total Recall&quot;.

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• EX

  @Explodington · 4 years ago

  &quot;To crouch, push the crouch key!&quot; This is how you know a tutorial is going to be especially useless.

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• SI

  @Sierra045 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVCjOOtbkg&amp;t=1305">21:45</a> <br>Big Rigs gave us: You&apos;re Winner<br><br>And finally it&apos;s come full circle as Chaser brings us: You&apos;re Looser

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