Why are the Mario Kart 64 Computers so Fast?
1.6M views · Dec 28, 2023 · Gaming
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@Abyssoft · 2 years ago · pinned
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@nicocchi · 2 years ago
If you observe a CPU it acts like a wave, but if you don't, it acts like a particle
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@joshuathompson3325 · 2 years ago
My mom never believed me when I said the game was cheating.
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@micahsmith2066 · 2 years ago
Playing Mario Kart 64 a lot growing up, I absolutely noticed the rival system even if I couldn't ever put it into exact terms. I could tell that 2 of the CPUs always were better than the others, and 1 of the 2 was also just a little better than the other.<br><br>Cool to see the exact mechanics of it laid out and finally justify what I've been saying for years.
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@akaDL · 2 years ago (edited)
Since child I've always noticed the rivals and different behavior upon being hit.Toad's Turnpike is impossible to win if you let a rival get offscreen on first, you simply can't catch up no matter how flawless you play. They have a much higher max speed when ahead and offscreen. Your only chance to win is pray them to spin into bananas a couple of times.
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@Known_as_The_Ghost · 2 years ago
I thought they had just, increased speed.<br>Didn't expect them to have a multitude of techniques at their disposal.
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@GamerDadJer · 2 years ago
That video of Yoshi getting bodied by Wario is top tier comedy.
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@novelezra · 2 years ago
It knew it wasn't just because I sucked! Now do a video on every other game I suck at. I'll wait.
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@chriscullen3496 · 1 year ago
When I was younger I always used to say "Mario cheats!" because Mario always obliterated me in Mario Kart. To this day my family still makes fun of me for it. I was 6.
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@LitesJZ · 2 years ago
It's always fun to turn on the character location border, take a shortcut, and watch your 2 rivals move at extreme speed to catch up to you.
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@Secrona · 2 years ago
I also always hated that their speed seemed to stay up even when they are shrunk from Lightning. Watching those icons catch up to you swiftly IMMEDIATELY after using lightning really is frustrating.
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@Waluigiisbest99 · 2 years ago
i laughed so hard at the part with Wario literally smashing into Yoshi, i can just image Wario going "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" in the distance as he literally flies in lightspeed towards Yoshi.
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