me when i see a flush house 😡😡😡

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• FI

  @fispigi · 20 hours ago

  &gt;looks inside <br>&gt;roffle<br>&gt;already a banger

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• NY

  @nymphnya · 20 hours ago

  wait......... roffler.... with fortune teller? he- he really used a fortune teller??? what................. i- i can&apos;t b-believe it.... it must be ... unreal.......................

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• AR

  @Arhivis · 15 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2772">46:12</a> me when doctors diagnose me with a deadly disease

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• LO

  @looklookanaxolotl · 19 hours ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=919">15:19</a> Me when I get an eye replacement but the surgeon put it in wrong:

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• MA

  @Mathster_live · 20 hours ago

  Hey Roffle! In today&apos;s video, I am going to watch it in its entirety on the toilet early in the morning albeit I&apos;ve already watched the first minute of it on my pc but I felt a sudden urge in regards to my bowel movement a couple of blinds in. However, it was my own provocative to do such a thing as I&apos;ve already felt some urges in my bowels a few hours ago but I held it in. Also, I&apos;ve already eaten breakfast so I should be fine. I will be enjoying the video!

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• K2

  @K2theARL86 · 10 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=115">1:55</a> When I&apos;m about to meet the Royal Court but then remember I&apos;m just schizophrenic.

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• GO

  @goldendragonghost3255 · 17 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=155">2:35</a> me when i get kidnapped twice in the same week

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• RY

  @RyanRobot2007 · 19 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1225">20:25</a> BALATRO SHOULD HAVE WHAT?????????????????

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• DO

  @Dopie4-sr · 20 hours ago

  Welcome to Day Twenty Eight Of Roffle Deck Size News! Today we&apos;re keeping track of every time Roffle manages to trim down his deck, or increases the size of his deck. along with exactly how he does it. I am (He-Him) <br> <br>Starting deck: 52 cards <br> <br>Deck Changes <br> <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=330">5:30</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 53 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=505">8:25</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 54 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=735">12:15</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 52 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=890">14:50</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 53 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1022">17:02</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 54 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1023">17:03</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 55 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1285">21:25</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 56 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1350">22:30</a>] Adds 1 card from a Standard Pack — 57 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1688">28:08</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 55 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=1705">28:25</a>] Adds 2 cards with a Cryptid — 57 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2145">35:45</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 55 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2155">35:55</a>] Adds 2 cards with a Cryptid — 57 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2176">36:16</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 55 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2315">38:35</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 53 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2390">39:50</a>] Cuts 2 cards with a Hanged Man — 51 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2495">41:35</a>] Adds 2 cards with a Cryptid — 53 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2551">42:31</a>] Loses 1 card to glass destruction — 52 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2659">44:19</a>] Loses 1 card to glass destruction — 51 <br>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=2750">45:50</a>] Loses 1 card to glass destruction — 50 <br> <br>Final deck size: 50 cards <br> <br>Cards removed: 16 <br>Cards added: 14 <br>Net deck change: -2 cards <br> <br>Total removal events: 10 <br>Total addition events: 11 <br>Cards removed with Hanged Man: 12 <br>Cards lost to glass destruction: 3 <br>Cards added from a Standard Pack: 8 <br>Cards added with Cryptid: 6 <br> <br>Biggest single trim: 2 cards <br>Biggest single increase: 2 cards <br> <br>Record high deck size: 160 cards <br>Record low deck size: 5 cards <br> <br>Thanks for reading Roffle Deck Size News! <br> <br>Will Roffle be able to get the deck even smaller next run? Nice easy day Today! I hope you are all having nice days. My question of the day is: What is your favorite uncommon joker: Mine might be showman. Just because its funny

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• SI

  @sillygoobers13 · 20 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=62">1:02</a> me when im playing dnd

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• ST

  @StarryPetals · 18 hours ago (edited)

  Less than 50 minute video on roffle lite? He&apos;s living up to his name!

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• FE

  @fextricity · 20 hours ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psujCruzIVw&amp;t=115">1:55</a> me trying to look for a French monarch in 1794

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