SBFC227 - (Not So) Super Best Injuries

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• UL

  @UltraChimera · 8 years ago

  Pat rolled a 1 on a dexterity check but then immediately passed a death saving throw

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• GR

  @Grizzlax64 · 8 years ago

  I was 17 and specced pretty hard into strength, dex and charisma. Then i failed a snowboarding minigame and I basically respecced into an INT build.

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• TI

  @TieDef · 8 years ago

  He had to walk with a cane for the rest of his life.  It was so rad, bro.

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• LO

  @loruapollo6634 · 8 years ago

  &quot;So...why did you stop doing sports?&quot;<br><br>An elf and woolie told me sports were bad

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• DE

  @DevonPalmer98 · 8 years ago

  The day pat slipped was the day crazy talk was born

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• MA

  @matthewcoyle4131 · 8 years ago

  That fall may very well be either the cause of Pat&apos;s success as an entertainer or the origin of [CRAZY TALK] or both.

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• ZE

  @ZerberusKnight · 8 years ago

  The brain is incredibly fragile. After a seizure a few years back, I headbutted the corner of a wardrobe.... The other day it took me half an hour to remember the word &quot;Soup&quot;. Granted, the seizure and such was caused by a brain tumor that has since been removed... But still, soup. Hell, I&apos;ve had it with &quot;And&quot; and other such simple words. Keep your brains safe kids!

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• AN

  @andrei11dr · 8 years ago (edited)

  &quot;E sports are safe&quot;<br>Iea tell that to the guy that got punched in the face by his opponent in that MVC2 casual mach

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• CH

  @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 · 8 years ago (edited)

  Again?? didn&apos;t Matt already have a bionic knee because of slipping on ice? damn, Canada man I tell ya, come to Brazil, I never slipped on ice here even once!...I&apos;ve been shot at and stabbed though

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• FA

  @fake._ · 8 years ago

  When I was a kid, I was pulling on a rope resistance that was hung around a big metal shelf &nbsp;pretending I was piloting Liger Zero from Zoids, when I pulled too hard and the corner of the shelf hit the side of my head causing it bust open. I was leaking blood and my mom was deciding if to let it heal naturally or risk making the scar bigger with stitches. Now I have a small bald bump that&apos;s super smooth where it hit me. Cool story to tell how dumb kids can be.

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• PA

  @pathfindersavant3988 · 8 years ago

  Wait, why is Pat the elf? Elves are way too tall for Pat to be one!

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• BL

  @BlastCasted · 8 years ago

  Wow, this sure explains why Woolie always goes for op boss characters

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