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The all-knowing lie detector | Chris & Jack

3.2M views · May 9, 2025 · Comedy

Comments · 3.5K

  • @ChrisandJack · 1 year ago · pinned

    Any questions we missed for the machine? We got em all, right?

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  • @kabobawsome · 1 year ago

    I love that it wasn't some twist trick that the detective was pulling, just actually was a sentient all knowing polygraph machine.

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  • @BiggestBoink · 1 year ago

    The sketches where they're going back and forth with questions and such (genie, white room, etc.) are always so fun

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  • @The_Real_Pixtro · 1 year ago

    I like how they didnt even think to start with "can the machine lie?"

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  • @Rafflefractal · 1 year ago

    There's something really wholesome about two entrenched adversaries stumbling into an unprecedented opportunity to learn, immediately recognizing the cosmic significance of what they've found, and instantly switching into full cooperation because their shared curiosity about the universe outweighs whatever petty dispute seemed important five minutes ago. "Who cares if I robbed a bank? Is God real?! Who shot JFK?! Does my dog really love me or does he just pretend to for food?!"

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  • @robotortoise · 1 year ago (edited)

    I love the line like, "as a creative exercise, you're doing GREAT!" because you know that's what they were saying to themselves writing this at like 3 AM. I'm not judging, I've also done it!

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  • @fib4983 · 1 year ago (edited)

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlcRFwEmc0&amp;t=428">7:08</a> &quot;did you rob a bank?&quot; &quot;there are bigger things to worry about!&quot; TRUE, lolll that was genius

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  • @jagajag2575 · 1 year ago

    Thinking that throwing the machine in a different body of water killed me, I love the idea that it MIGHT destroy the machine by tossing it in a fjord, but not a lake

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  • @davidnoonan6647 · 1 year ago

    I don&apos;t think it&apos;s been mentioned yet but the detective not only got a confession but is still fully going to win the lottery.

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  • @Bunsanity · 1 year ago

    The delivery at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlcRFwEmc0&amp;t=100">1:40</a> is so believable and perfect of someone being flustered and excited at the same time.

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  • @jakebiddulph3540 · 1 year ago

    &quot;The coin read...&quot;<br>&quot;Heads&quot; &nbsp; &quot;Pride and Prejudice&quot; 😂<br>That one caught me off guard.

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  • @sevensagittarius6759 · 1 year ago

    The wormhole rift will be placed over your eye, sort of like a monocle

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