Greenpath... but explained in insults.

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• MA

  @matheuroyden8587 · 5 years ago (edited) · pinned

  Answers to all of your questions:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=15">0:15</a> - Yep<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=16">0:16</a> - I get stomach aches! It&apos;s not my fault :(<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=19">0:19</a> - Very<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=24">0:24</a> - Strawberry<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=82">1:22</a> - A little bit, but if you put it in the microwave, it&apos;ll soften a little<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=133">2:13</a> - Would you expect anything less of me?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=150">2:30</a> - Pfff... Of course...<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=154">2:34</a> - Look! A firefly!<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=200">3:20</a> - I&apos;m lost again...<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=329">5:29</a> - Never<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=343">5:43</a> - You get used to it<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=410">6:50</a> - None of my business, to the left we go!<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=540">9:00</a> - &gt;:(<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=546">9:06</a> - 40 seconds left bud<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=559">9:19</a> - Pwease?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=564">9:24</a> - I enjoy watching, so doesn&apos;t matter to me, but I&apos;ll think on it<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=569">9:29</a> - catJAM

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• BE

  @BeriadanLocien · 5 years ago

  I cannot escape the thought that this is Zote yelling at us

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• YE

  @yeboivoid7997 · 5 years ago

  Should be a series: an offensive guide to games.

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• DJ

  @DJsquare3 · 5 years ago

  If this video had existed a few months ago the Game Grumps might have been able to make it past greenpath.

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• XV

  @xVovex · 5 years ago (edited)

  Imagine having this guy as a sassy ghost who follows you around and insults you constantly.

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• V1

  @V1_Ultrakrill · 5 years ago

  Fun fact: Walking to the unmapped areas almost made me walk into the brooding mawleks arena

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• ST

  @StevenCojo · 5 years ago

  Please include &quot;Hollow Knight&quot; in the title as well. I was too dumb to find it on my own so I went to video 1 then to video 3 and watched them all to the end until I found my way here.

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• AS

  @ASquared544 · 5 years ago

  Personally, my 2 brain cells agree for once in their sorry existence that a Disrespectful Guide to Fungal Wastes would be a fantastic way to help my brain dead friends finally accomplish something for once in their nonexistent lives.

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• YI

  @Yiffbait · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oENtaLi1dpg&amp;t=310">5:10</a> fun fact in my first blind playthrough I did run away after hearing the hunter scream like a bitch. So I never got the journal after basically finishing the game.

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• OM

  @Omegasaxon · 5 years ago

  I&apos;m showing this to my friend hardstuck in bronze- I mean greenpath stat. Thank you for hard work sir.

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• YQ

  @yqgameryt3835 · 5 years ago

  When Windette says you got the &quot;Shade Cloak&quot; at the end, how much you want to bet at least a few people thought they could dash through attacks, Lol

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• HL

  @Hlvla · 5 years ago

  Humble request that you make an insulting guide to delicate flower quest pls

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