Castle Super Beast Clips: The Stuff Teachers Got Away With

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• DA

  @Dac85 · 6 years ago

  &quot;The only thing you take with you is the damage.&quot;<br><br>- Pat speaker of truth

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• IK

  @ikiryolaze1045 · 6 years ago

  &quot;You&apos;re a loner, you watch Evangelion when you&apos;re like 10, now you&apos;re into bitchy redheads your whole life.&quot;<br><br>I felt that

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• SA

  @SaraBanartist · 6 years ago

  High School lasts 4 years...<br>But the resulting Body Image issues are FOREVER

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• CH

  @charleschamp9826 · 6 years ago

  College teachers be like<br><br>&quot;k<br> &nbsp;-Sent from iPhone&quot;

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• AB

  @absalom10 · 6 years ago

  &quot;That&apos;s not gonna fly in college&quot;<br>Giant lies

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• OL

  @OllyRoger · 6 years ago (edited)

  Yo, are we not gonna talk about the top-tier combatant that is Hero Teacher; who ran up to the roof of his school to confront what he thought were hooded figures with guns?<br>Legendary.

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• BT

  @BTM8109 · 6 years ago

  &quot;They are rage: brutal, without mercy. But you.... you will be worse. Rip and Tear. Until it is done.&quot;<br><br>-Principal&apos;s address to the grade school teachers at the start of each semester

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• JG

  @Jgt612 · 6 years ago

  I remember one time my friends and I got expelled for watching Batman Forever on our free period;<br><br>Thing is, the deputy head teacher walked past the empty classroom we were using for this caper, and as she came in and asked what the hell we were doing I started spinning this absolute <b>masterwork</b> tapestry of bullshit. I said we were using the free period to brush up on the symbolism for English, it was that one scene with kid Bruce and it’s all oppressively blue and black, so it lined up excellently, it was like the stars of deceit had aligned for this one moment.<br><br>I could actually see it starting to work for us until one dumbass friend started laughing and he chuckled out that we just “wanted tae watch a fuckin’ film eh” <br><br>I’ve never felt such profound, indescribable frustration toward a person I thought was my friend before that moment and I’ve yet to feel that way since. <br><br>Long story short the head teacher let us back in after a few days as long as we wrote an apology letter. That same dumbass refused to write one but instead printed out the transcript of The Righteous Man speech from Pulp Fiction and formatted it so that the text was shaped like the Batman logo, then he handed that in instead. He didn’t get back in.

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• OH

  @ohheckitsthatkid7364 · 6 years ago

  The worst one was the teacher that tried to be friends with all the cool kids so they wouldn&apos;t get any trouble from them, they&apos;d do this by ragging on the unpopular kids and borderlines encouraging the bullying.

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• SI

  @sirpantaloonsify · 6 years ago

  Is this the sequel to every teacher gets 1?

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• FR

  @francescolombardi3438 · 6 years ago

  Giving us this reward system that&apos;s supposed to motivate the class to cooperate with each other and do good in class, culminating in like, a day where we watch a movie or just don&apos;t do classwork, <br><br><br><br>AND THEN ON THE DAY THAT SHE&apos;S SUPPOSED TO ACT, SHE ISN&apos;T THERE!

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• HA

  @habadasheryjones · 6 years ago (edited)

  Its wild discovering just how many teachers got an emergency bottle of liquor stashed away in their desk. Reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher who spiked her can of gin with a little pepsi.

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