The Nothing Shop Grand Opening! (ASMR)
2.7M views · Jan 1, 2020 · Entertainment
Comments · 7.2K
@hairburrito · 6 years ago (edited)
"Got any new asmr ideas?"<br>Rift: "Ah, no I got nothing right now."<br>Rift: ".....wait"
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@zomb1e601 · 6 years ago
This dude is constantly challenging the ASMR game. Everyone else pretending to give you some exam, while this man literally sells you absolutely nothing. Absolute legend.
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@lethalboom3008 · 4 years ago (edited)
My head canon is still that he’s actually referring to things, but our mind can’t comprehend them In a very lovecraftian way, so our brain just white outs them in our perception
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@camtain0 · 5 years ago
The reason that he took so long with one customer is because all other customers are nothing to him
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@Loafphy · 6 years ago
When the game is running normally but some textures are missing
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@RandomGuy-bb6ru · 6 years ago
"thanks for helping me move the new stock in"<br>"No problem, it was nothing"
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@lordziz · 6 years ago
After watching this, “nothing” doesn’t even sound like a word anymore<br><br>You could say it sounds like nothing
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@DARK_HOR1ZONS · 4 years ago
Wow, it’s the store of all the achievements my parents are proud of me for!
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@apollyon1584 · 6 years ago
Me: <b>Trying to remember what I studied for an exam</b><br><br>My brain:
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@focalpoint._ · 6 years ago
“You can ride a dragon to aisle 2.”<br>Oh, ok.<br>“You can ride a goat to aisle 2,476.”<br><i><b>HELL YEAH</b></i><b></b>
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@roonster1324 · 6 years ago
When your girlfriend says she wants nothing for her birthday
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@SouthernPsychopath · 11 months ago
I have learned that there is a bar in my home state of south carolina called "nowhere" and at nowhere they have a menu item called "nothing"<br>So in south carolina you can go to nowhere and get nothing.
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