Charlotte might actually kill him

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• BR

  @breadley111 · 1 year ago

  Patrick sees zoos as immoral because they don’t allow you to hunt the animals.

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• SH

  @shotgunbadger · 1 year ago

  Charlotte loves to go on computer

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• FO

  @FowCowMow · 1 year ago

  Imagine finding out as an adult that while your father was raising you as a toddler, he was making a living joking about giraffe circumcisions. What a revelation.

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• FA

  @fancymothman · 1 year ago

  Patrick is a part-time youtuber and a full-time dolphin wrangler

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• MR

  @mrgoodyear-UwU · 1 year ago

  i bet patrick hunts dolphins for the thrill of it and asks nothing to do it

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• SU

  @supershikoku · 1 year ago (edited)

  Patrick has cracked the Moby Dick code. None of that "folly of obsessing over one thing" crap. Every sea creature is a Moby Dick to Patrick. Each individual dolphin becomes the object of his obsession until it perishes.

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• UR

  @ursine93 · 1 year ago

  Gee golly Charlotte sure loves going on that computer.

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• RH

  @rhys9522 · 1 year ago

  Hello Algorithm, here's an interaction for you

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• CH

  @chromebadger · 1 year ago

  Of course Patrick knows how to reload a dart gun. How else do you think he captures those dolphins?

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• LE

  @leopoldbloom4296 · 1 year ago

  UUHM, ACKSHUALLY, WHILE THE OKAPI MAY RESEMBLE A ZEBRA BECAUSE OF ITS STRIPES IT&apos;S THE CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVE TO THE GIRAFFE; BOY I REALLY HOPE SOMEONE GOT FIRED FOR THAT BLUNDER * <b>pushes up glasses</b> *

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• DI

  @DiscoballDestro · 1 year ago (edited)

  It&apos;s a little known fact that Charlie Brown is the bastard child of Patrick Brown. That is why Lucy constantly disrespects him.

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• FI

  @finlopes197 · 1 year ago

  What&apos;s ironic is they spent so long in the Gorilla enclosure and gave up right before the gratuitous full frontal nudity was revealed.

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