Jerma Streams - Mon Bazou

Comments · 652

• RU

  @ruttokyrpa3472 · 4 years ago

  Imagine your dealer pulling up in a turquoise shit-tier car with eyelashes, a wooden spoiler & neon lights EIGHT HOURS after you call him, just so he can collapse in the middle of the road from dehydration

  965

• IN

  @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. · 4 years ago

  I am no longer capable of knowing whether it's his real face, an edit, or the eldritch horror that lives within his soul.

  1.4K

• HU

  @humanure0 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=4408">1:13:28</a> new favourite jerma quote, “you don’t need a map to eat bugs on the ground”

  229

• SN

  @snowiiko · 4 years ago (edited)

  just the fact that he wanted to waste time doing a bunch of push-ups while the weed grew but he was paused the ENTIRE time so no time even passed, is just hilarious to me

  404

• B_

  @b_sway · 4 years ago

  I have never seen someone have such a visceral reaction to a Google image of a log splitter

  251

• TO

  @totothepoyo7824 · 4 years ago

  Everyone was begging him to stop doing the push up bit but he kept it going for what felt like half an hour

  654

• TJ

  @tjackstudios5935 · 4 years ago (edited)

  <b>Timestamps:</b><br><br>&quot;That is NOT a wood cutter&quot;, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=7775">2:09:35</a><br>Blowjob Andy, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=23817">6:36:57</a><br>DO NOT FLIP THE CAR, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=9111">2:31:51</a><br><br>Best one guy moment &quot;Push-ups&quot;, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=24105">6:41:45</a> <br>Push-up edits, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=25098">6:58:18</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=25542">7:05:42</a><br> <br>&quot;Crash Incoming&quot;, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=1155">19:15</a><br>Robbed, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=12886">3:34:46</a><br>Based Rant, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=22956">6:22:36</a> ... Billionaire Socialist, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=23561">6:32:41</a><br>Toilet Espresso, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=262">4:22</a><br><br>Worst Face, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=1715">28:35</a><br>Reaction to worst face, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=25784">7:09:44</a><br><br>&quot;Who&apos;s driving my car?&quot;, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=12317">3:25:17</a><br>&quot;Headlights&quot;, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=2883">48:03</a> <br>Too Specific... (Seinfeld bit), <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=21870">6:04:30</a> <br><br>When you bring your TV to your friends house, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=13671">3:47:51</a><br>Breaking Bad, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=19975">5:32:55</a><br>Toxic Dad, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=19846">5:30:46</a><br> <br>Bonus Car Accident: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=18150">5:02:30</a>

  775

• TO

  @toadstoolk1d · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQuSmGLNfg&amp;t=9110">2:31:50</a> watching him make this fucking speech live while understanding that he was also drifting towards the giant divot unseen to him because he has no spatial awareness was incredible i was ready to cry my eyes out

  539

• DU

  @duskdev · 4 years ago

  &quot;I have something interesting&quot; says Jerma 20 seconds before saying the worst fucking thing I&apos;ve ever heard

  126

• KA

  @kaizerdeath12 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Automatic Andy who drives his Mercedez Benz 100 hours per week claims he knows how to drive while stuck in a ditch 3 seconds after touching manual stickshift

  199

• LO

  @Lolfire · 4 years ago

  Ahh sweet, can&apos;t wait to sit down with my dinner and enjoy a Jerma str----&quot;I SHIT WHILE DRINKING ESPRESSO&quot;

  261

• BU

  @Buckenwheat · 4 years ago

  The fact Jerma has beaten every souls game but struggles for an entire hour to put gas in a car in a casual drive around game is actually mind boggling

  269