Alpha Prime - Smoothbrain Criminal

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  @estromale · 5 years ago

  " I understand the logic behind it because I once called the cops on my friend who ran a meth lab that I ran." civvie confirmed for midwesterner

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• JO

  @JowjoGames · 5 years ago

  I think the fact that the devs put 80 seconds of un-skippable dialogue directly after a 75 second wait for a crane to move shows they were deliberately and with pinpoint precision, being assholes.

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  @milczyciel · 5 years ago

  Fun fact: I work with a guy who speaks almost 1:1 as Paolo and with all the weird things he told to me throughout those last few months, I honestly can't tell whether he's a bookcase of a legit intelligent person with a rich & valuable inner life, who just can't express themselves with their limited vocabulary (Portuguese being his native language and very broken English his second)... or if he took way to many drugs in his youth :D

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• OU

  @outfoxies · 5 years ago

  I love games that look like they'd be on a tv in the background of a Law and Order episode

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• 4T

  @4thofEleven · 5 years ago

  I love them trying to build up a whole mystery about CORAL SNAKE when there's, like, four characters in the whole game.

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• XE

  @Xenunnaki · 5 years ago

  Poster for something called &quot;The Corporation&quot; <br>Every character proceeds to refer to it as &quot;The Company&quot;

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• HO

  @hoilst · 5 years ago

  &quot;I once called the police on a friend of mine who ran a meth lab that I ran.&quot;

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• LU

  @LucassLizards · 5 years ago

  Don’t you just love how the herpetology lesson from Katy is much more interesting than the actual story of the scene going on in the background

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• TI

  @timidhobgoblin207 · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmb-1E7FAQ&amp;t=1477">24:37</a> &quot;fuck bitches, get Hubbardium&quot;<br><br>I love how Civvie cracks up at his own line. Also I want that on a shirt

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• PA

  @Paulysolo · 5 years ago

  &quot;Paolo is what happens when you run 2 languages through Google translate at the same time.&quot; Beautiful.

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• VO

  @voltalightning · 5 years ago

  Civvie: &quot;This is still just the opening cutscene&quot;<br><br>Me: &quot;Holy fucking shit&quot;

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• DA

  @darrellsmith9727 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Paolo not here, I&apos;m a mistake&quot; Oh God. It&apos;s becoming self aware. 🤣

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