Human Killing Machine - The Worst Fighting Game

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  @Larry · 4 years ago (edited)

  Fun Fact:  Tiertex are named that as the previous company that occupied their offices was a ceiling painting company that had gone bankrupt, and they thought it be cheaper to change their company name than to buy a new sign for the front door.   (That's Not a joke BTW)

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• EN

  @EndymionMkII · 4 years ago

  When US Gold and Tiertex said they were gonna make their own Street Fighter II with blackjack and hookers... they sure werent kidding

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• TH

  @thomaspalazzolo5902 · 4 years ago

  Franz holding a tray with wine the entire time has the same energy as Answer from Guilty Gear being on the phone for the entire battle.

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• TR

  @trtx84 · 4 years ago (edited)

  The lack of a two player mode means we were all robbed of a dream Dog v Bull match.

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• BE

  @BenLubar · 4 years ago

  Are we not going to talk about how the protagonist wrote the name of his country on his leg just in case he forgot?

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• NA

  @nayannmartinelli300 · 4 years ago

  Kwon's face tells me he doesn't have the faintest of what's happening nor what he is doing.

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• CU

  @curtnezirbiulent4845 · 4 years ago

  Ah yes, "Kwon's Bizarre Adventure" complete with buff ladies and animal abuse.

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• KE

  @kevingriffith6011 · 4 years ago

  I'm so glad Heavy Weapons Guy managed to get himself cleaned up and get his act together by the time Team Fortress 2 came out.

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• LA

  @lauriepenner350 · 4 years ago (edited)

  That glitched-out last fighter though. It's like if Missingno was the canon final boss of Pokemon.

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• CR

  @crescentfreshness · 4 years ago

  Games like HKM are why I love early computer gaming so much. Yeah, the game is flamebroiled asscheeks, but I'm endlessly tickled by them just boldly pushing their game as a sequel to Street Fighter. Imagine that happening nowadays, Grove Street Games could shit out "Crime Guy Madness" and say that it's the true GTA 6.

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• RC

  @rcblazer · 4 years ago

  Street Fighter was Capcom's attempt to mix Karate Champ with Yie Ar Kung-Fu, then with Street Fighter 2 they created the game that would define fighting games. Human Killing Machine just wanted to be Street Fighter as viewed by someone who never learned how to do the special moves.

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• KN

  @KnifeToMeetYou_ · 4 years ago

  We're reaching the point where bad fighting games are ending up on the same tier as Criticom, but never dethroning it. Criticom really had something special to make it the King of Shite, huh?

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