Cops who've had to call in for an "all units", what happened?

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• RE

  @repetitiveroutine7051 · 2 years ago

  "All units, be advised, ive got falling acorns and a golden retriever, send backup!"

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• TA

  @TannerJ07 · 2 years ago

  "Coffee is half priced. I repeat: Coffee is half priced."

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• KU

  @kurotsuki7427 · 2 years ago (edited)

  40 person bar fight? Wow.<br>&quot;All units, there&apos;s a mouse in the house!&quot;

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• CR

  @crumman4299 · 2 years ago

  A kid I knew wrote “I have a bomb” as his name at a bank as a dumb joke… he got tackled by a swat team and had to answer to a few crimes. That imo is a major TIFU.

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• KN

  @knowwhoiamyet · 2 years ago

  &quot;Welp, another uniform down&quot; leading to a misunderstanding like that is hilarious. Unfortunate result but that&apos;s a great story to tell new hires.

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• AC

  @ACNordstrom · 2 years ago

  Story 2 happened to my buddy, but instead of suicide he devorced her, she pissed hot for coke and got dishonorably discharged and got a yeast infection that she ignored till it sent her to the ER. she was crazy.

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• NO

  @notatimetraveler6444 · 2 years ago

  “All units”<br>“Local units”<br>“Already at maximum population”<br>“Higher tech level required, build more reactors”

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• OL

  @OllieOxyn · 2 years ago

  story 19: the mom being mad at her child for defending themselves, their siblings, and their mother shouldn&apos;t have her children in her custody. Obviously she has bad decision making skills, what with dating a druggie, but being mad at your child for them trying to not get killed is insane

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• RE

  @RedHeadForester · 2 years ago

  That second one... &nbsp;Initially I thought his head not being fully intact was metaphorical... &nbsp;I&apos;ve been cheated on. &nbsp;I completely understand how he could be driven to doing that after <b>receiving photos and videos from his &quot;wife&quot;.</b> &nbsp;That stuff <b>really</b> messes with your head - this time; literally. &nbsp;What a horrible thing.

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• 4G

  @4givablyun4givable · 2 years ago

  My mom used to be a 911 dispatcher and her uncle was a cop in the same jurisdiction. One night her uncle was trying to take a single guy in but it turned out the guy wasn&apos;t alone and ended up ambushing my mom&apos;s uncle. He was able to call for back up before they started beating the crap out of him. My mom just so happened to be working that night and therefore heard the call and him getting attacked so she ended up freaking out since it was her uncle. She called everyone she possibly could to the scene, all units whether they were close or not, fire, emts, &nbsp;cops from other jurisdictions. I honestly cant remember everyone on the list of people she called because it was so long, anyone she could possibly call she did. If you&apos;re a cop and get attacked, it&apos;s good to have family working in dispatch.

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• PO

  @Pow3rst4tiond3m0litionX · 1 year ago

  “All units, my tummy hurts. I need a warm blankie and a cup of hot choccy”

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• GA

  @GarrettBShaw · 2 years ago

  Story number two had me jumping between so many emotions so quickly. My very first thought was I feel so bad for the deployed spouse. Then the story continued and the roller coaster proceeded to swing me around. I&apos;m glad the dog was taken care of!

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