2 Hour Compilation of Weird Reddit Stories

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  @negyt7665 · 5 years ago

  If somebody misses me enough to hang on to my ashes after I'm gone, I don't care if they keep me in a litter box, never mind a soda bottle. I'm happy at the thought of being remembered by somebody.

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  @VictoriaMarch13 · 3 years ago

  The dad dressing up as Santa because of the bully is one of the most wholesome things I've ever heard! That is what you call an amazing father!

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  @francit4856 · 3 years ago

  The Santa Claus story was SO delightful.

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  @macylouwho1187 · 3 years ago

  People will think we’re weird as hell if they ever come in here for a service related reason.  If you go into our garage, there’s an assortment of strange horror creatures strewn about, and if you round the wrong corner you’ll run into a life size Michael Myers with a knife raised to kill.  You might also see random body parts, a creepy severed head with staring eyes etc.  Why?  We put on a huge Halloween display for our community, and even childless adults come down to it.  We serve candy, hot chocolate, food, booze to adults who didn’t drive, etc.  So we look like a serial killer fan club if you go into any storage spaces of the place 😂.  Lots and lots of skeletons tucked in here and there.  Several 12 foot props, and a giant fricking spider too.  It’s not unusual to open the door at 9pm during the month of October and see people that we don’t know going through our yard to look at everything, or shooting videos of it.  Totally normal.

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  @devilssemblance5938 · 5 years ago

  Oh God the hells angels girl at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jBHodNogY&amp;t=5646">1:34:06</a> reminds me of this old lady I used to dogsit for who told me a story about when she was younger, her bf was a hells angel and some guy tried to rob her place so he hunted the robber guy down, broke his limbs and buried him up to his neck in the desert. That was a hell of a story to hear from a nice old lady and I was thoroughly spooked

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  @David-bg9od · 4 years ago

  Coke was probably the person&apos;s favorite drink, I bet they would love that idea.

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  @rogerramjet6429 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jBHodNogY&amp;t=7221">2:00:21</a> Zorro uses a sword not guns. That would be, out of character.<br>Assuming there&apos;s some element of sanity left.

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  @cupcakemadness97-livelifeb59 · 4 years ago

  The santa one inspires me to be THAT kind of parent..im already THAT kind of preschool teacher so great fit lol.

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  @getsouped · 4 years ago

  eh, i know this isnt reddit, but i have a semi-related story combining the first and second question. <br>i used to work at a funeral home for a year. mainly cleaned up everything but the embalming room, urned cremains, input death certificate data, and took death calls because our fh picked up for a lot of other fhs in the area + three different county medical examiners (i was only allowed to take death calls for other fhs and mes due to being very blunt, oops), but i was also planning on going to mortuary school to get my embalming license. anyway, since i was the youngest person there (started there at 19) and was incredibly interested in going into embalming, a lot of the drivers that picked up the bodies would try to freak me out with their pickup stories. ive seen someone whose dog ate half their face, ive heard about suicide horrors (like the body being in a weird spot after suicide), but the one that takes the cake is this one me call mitch told me about. this happened before i worked there so i dont know how the person was found dead or how they knew to go, because it took them a hot minute to even find the guy. he ended up being in the basement, which was a bdsm dungeon. mitch showed me pictures of everything, from the blow up dolls with straps, to mannequins with baby masks and diapers, shitton of various ddlg stuff similar to the mannequin, and the guy was apparently found on one of the hospital beds in the basement, wrapped in plastic, and he was oozing and stuff from being down a few weeks. mitch actually found him because he slipped in the decay goo by the bed and saw the guy. death was deemed natural iirc, but i still wonder about it to this day. who made the call to the me? why was he wrapped in plastic on a hospital bed? why was his death deemed natural and not suspicious or unsure? how did this guy even die? and most importantly: <b>why was his dungeon so expanse?</b>

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  @lilboisanji5555 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jBHodNogY&amp;t=7229">2:00:29</a> zoro got lost again 🙄 someone get the straw hats

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  @kirtemoon529 · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jBHodNogY&amp;t=6466">1:47:46</a> to those who don’t speak French, “Voulez-vous couched avec moi, ce soir?” Literally translates to “Will you sleep with me, tonight?” lol

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  @AtarisFennal2 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jBHodNogY&amp;t=6357">1:45:57</a>, I live near Silverwood!