there may Never Ever be another man as powerful as Stanislav Petrov

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  @VideogamesPang · 6 years ago (edited)

  Episode 1: Spongebob Squarepants<br>Episode 2: Pro Wrestling<br>Episode 3: Stock Car Racing<br>Episode 4: <b>THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT OF NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION</b><br>Episode 5: Super Smash Bros

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  @hatred9427 · 4 years ago

  Petrov&apos;s wife: &quot;He&apos;s hiding something, is it another woman?&quot;<br><br>Petrov: &quot;For 15 seconds I was responsible for the fate of humanity.&quot;

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  @tituslafrombois1164 · 7 years ago

  That moment when a YouTube shitposter makes a more emotionally moving, well researched, and engaging mini-documentary than most multi-billion dollar media organizations.

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  @Marksman_12 · 3 years ago

  Today is Mr. Stanislav Petrov&apos;s birth anniversary. Thanks for your service to humanity, Mr. Petrov.

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  @obamajoker7166 · 7 years ago

  2011 emperor lemon: ADMIRAL ACKBAR&apos;S TRAPTASTIC SEXTRAVAGANZA<br><br>2019 emperor lemon: documentary about nuclear energy and the cold war

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  @Toxic-Pyro · 7 years ago

  This man used a Dunkey clip as a metaphor for nuclear weapons<br><br>Bravo

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  @MusicDecomposer · 7 years ago

  Ep. 1: This cartoon is amazing<br>Ep. 2: This wrestling show is amazing<br>Ep. 3: This famous racer is amazing<br>Ep. 4: <b>THE WORLD ALMOST GOT FRICKIN&apos; DESTROYED</b>

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  @jakob6437 · 1 month ago

  Thank you Stanislav Petrov for another chance at life. May us not take this opportunity of life for granted &amp; make the best of our existence.

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  @mrbait1004 · 7 years ago

  So basically, the story of a nobody who saved everybody

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  @Rainkit · 7 years ago (edited)

  Stan Petrov<br>An unremarkable man<br>With an unremarkable story<br>Who would save the world<br>By doing nothing

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  @game_generation · 7 years ago

  From shitposting to intellectual documentaries, you provide the best of content that this degenerate site has to offer.

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  @sadiesorceress22 · 4 years ago

  This is the story of a man named Stanislav. Stanislav worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanislav relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanislav was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanislav, something he would never quite forget.

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