A Timeline Of Bill, or How Bill Got Billdozed

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• BA

  @BatManson-q6p · 1 year ago

  Bill owns his own house. Bill has a car. Bill was married. Bill has friends. Bill is better off than I am.

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• MG

  @MGBillionaire · 1 year ago

  Bill dropped one of the hardest lines in TV history. "Yep, I remember hemorrhage, and embolism, and even detached retina -- sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words."

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• GO

  @Godzilla00X · 1 year ago

  The show completely cheated Bill out of happiness when Khans mom vanished

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• SA

  @Santoryu90 · 1 year ago

  It’s honestly sad that Bill probably would’ve been a more put together person if he never met Lenore.

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• IL

  @ILikeNerdStuff · 1 year ago

  There's something honestly, genuinely sweet that Hank Hill, a man who tells people to take their negative emotions and put it up into a ball in your stomach, going and having a good cry when he thinks about the hell his friend grew up in. They may give Bill a lot of shit (some deserved) but that's a sign of a true friend and a good man, even if he'd never let anyone else see it.

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• BU

  @bucksdiaryfan · 1 year ago

  Has anyone noticed Bill’s voice in the early seasons is a slow, deliberate Southern drawl but as the show progresses it sounds more and more like he’s “intellectually challenged”?

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• SH

  @ShudderingSeagull · 1 year ago

  &quot;I&apos;m so depressed I can&apos;t even blink.&quot;<br>The most relatable moment in tv history, honestly.

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• BL

  @bluecanine3374 · 1 year ago

  As someone named Bill who is overweight, divorced, and doesn&apos;t have a fulfilling career I always saw Bill as a cautionary tale

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• RA

  @radagast7200 · 1 year ago

  I always found it funny that they call him Billdozer and he steals a tank and joy rides it... echoing the story of Killdozer.

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• SK

  @Skeptical_Yoshi · 1 year ago

  Love the breakdown of how Hank and Bill basically supported each others football records. Hank set Bill up and he punched it in for a lethal 1-2 punch. It even adds up to Hank showboating a bit. While im sure he scored plenty, he wasnt as used to being the one scoring, so he celebrated it

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• KA

  @kartoonfanatic · 1 year ago

  This video leaves me more bittersweet than the review of Pretty Pretty Dresses. Despite the hints of being being abused and neglected as a child, Bill made the most of his life before Lenore. He used his size and strength for the football team, was relatively popular with girls, became homecoming king, and made everyone proud as he went off to serve the country however he could, even though the war was over. <br>Hank&apos;s always been particularly loyal and protective of Bill, if the lice and tank episodes are just two examples. I&apos;d always assumed it was just because Hank would come after anybody who threatens any of his bros, and sadly Bill&apos;s trusting nature makes him an easy target for schemes and gold diggers. But this video makes me think it could be the understanding they both had a shitty deal growing up, particularly with their fathers, but that they both managed to turn their lives around, so they have a particular connection. I almost wanna headcanon that Hank sensed something insincere about Lenore, but couldn&apos;t find it in him to tell Bill something&apos;s off about her, and thus felt guilty when Lenore&apos;s divorce took him to a new low. I definitely think he would&apos;ve tried if he&apos;d been paying attention to Lenore, and her true colors had never really been covered up, as the case seems to be. Then again, Hank&apos;s been bamboozled many times himself.

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• TH

  @TheRetroReplay · 1 year ago

  I think the reason why Bill&apos;s hair looks so full at Dale&apos;s wedding, where he&apos;s got a combover at Hank&apos;s is because he tried wearing a wig at some point between the 2 weddings to cover up his bald head, but later stopped wearing it

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