The Twilight Saga is a MESS

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  @Fischohnerad17 · 3 years ago

  She could have just gone with "vampires are rich cuz they're old and don't need to spend money on necessities and that adds up" but the actual canon reason the Cullens are rich is cuz Alice uses her future seeing powers to cheat the stock market. I think they are straight up the third richest fictional characters ever, behind only Batman and scrooge mcduck

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  @pucknorris3473 · 3 years ago

  Imagine falling in love with a vampire when you are 18... then he bites you, and you&apos;re stuck in an eternal relationship with the kind of guy you liked when you were 18...<br>This is PURE horror.

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  @sonie4208 · 3 years ago

  Bella: has unprotected sex once, gets pregnant, dies<br><br>The coach from mean girls: 👁️👄👁️

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• KA

  @kailatta8687 · 11 months ago

  Edward is naturally okay with Jacob dating a Toddler. It&apos;s still a smaller age gap than between him and Bella

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• AN

  @animegodz6981 · 2 years ago

  Jacob went through one of the most devastating character assassinations I&apos;ve ever seen in any film since all of existence.

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  @cosmiccod6284 · 3 years ago

  The CGI child is consistently the scariest thing of this movie. She gives off uncanny valley the entire time

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• ST

  @stormfur19 · 3 years ago

  My favorite thing about twilight is how EVERY vampire in media afterwards has to make a point that they do not sparkle.

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• VO

  @VortexThorne · 1 year ago

  The imprinting part made Taylor Lautner rethink his part in that franchise.<br><br>They actually toned it down form the book because he allegedly threatened to leave the set.

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  @RSiB-22 · 3 years ago (edited)

  I remember my friend telling me that Bella’s “you named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!” Was “the most emotion Bella showed in all the twilight movies”

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  @gpetg24 · 3 years ago

  Bella having sex one time, getting pregnant, and then actually dying is an accurate representation of mormon sex ed, speaking as a former mormon. All it&apos;s missing is guys blaming their hard-ons on bare shoulders.

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  @lovenickii · 3 years ago (edited)

  always laughed my ass off at “do you think Bella is gonna be showing? 😝” “ Jess! she is not pregnant.” &nbsp;“pmmph okay.. who else gets married at 18? 🤨”

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  @Rice-A-Roni-Enthusiast · 1 year ago

  Imagine being Renesme, dating Jacob, and having him offhand drop that he almost dated your mom. I would actually perish on the spot.

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