Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is
2.2M views · Sep 19, 2023 · Gaming
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@j0rts · 3 years ago · pinned
Stay safe out there
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@thatguyhanzo3468 · 3 years ago (edited)
I must say thwomp ruins got rated VERY high for a track with no guard rails, jumps, rolling boulders, and, well, thwomps
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@pedroleitevik5523 · 3 years ago
To be fair, with 1up mushrooms and necromancy, the mushroom kingdom most likely have incredible healthcare wich is most likely why they seem to ignore any and all safety precautions
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@HarleyMaebry · 3 years ago
Definitely gonna need Safety Inspector j0rts’s Safety Ratings on the DLC tracks before I invest my money into something potentially dangerous.
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@rybot7182 · 3 years ago
"Drome" was originally an ancient Greek word, 'dromos,' meaning 'course.' It gained notoriety through the Greek hippodromos, chariot racing arenas where brave Disney characters would fight to the death in the gaaaaaames as Danny Devito coached them from the sidelines. The French later stole the word and cut off the last few letters as they're wont to do, resulting in 'drome,' and continued the racecourse tradition with Formula Une. Danny Devito's love of various methods of transportation would later result in variations such as the motordrome and aerodrome. The widespread adoption of electricity would eventually lead to famed inventor Deadmoufive creating electronic music, whose pairing with Japanese go-kart enthusiasts and esteemed Mario villain Doug Bowser culminated in the creation of the Electrodrome: a musically imbued go-kart race track.
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@StarshadowMelody · 3 years ago
"Bowser's castle has a <i>Lot Of Work To Do.</i> 2.1 out of 10."<br>Bowser: "Yup, gotta get that 0.5."
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@KindaFunkyMonkey · 3 years ago
Now I want to see a mod where every track is made safer based on this
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@rurintoge7425 · 3 years ago
This video made me realise I never quite took the time to just... look at the tracks. Missed so many details before! Granted, it IS safest to keep your eyes on the road while driving...
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@techoeastveld · 3 years ago
The fact he uses a real Mercedes car colab vehicle to test these tracks, really shows his dedication to keeping us safe!
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@PenelopeStoneVT · 3 years ago
How did Thwomp's Ruins get that high a score after almost dying several times? lol
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@LocalGhostSoru · 3 years ago
I appreciate that the antigravity isn't counted as danger, as it's safe enough to stop upside down without any problem
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@Automaton_Spy_Network · 2 years ago
I love the idea of this random real life safety inspector being called in to professionally analyze the safety of fictitious and out there worlds. And him fully taking it as professionally as possible
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