j0rts

249K subscribers

I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games.

23:35

Is Random, Mashing, or Nothing Better Than Their COMBINED Form?

j0rts · 162K views · 3 days ago

39:43

Zelda, but I Hid My Chat’s Letters in the Game

j0rts · 339K views · 3 weeks ago

24:50

I Forced YOUR Smash Bros Bot Ideas to Fight to the DEATH

j0rts · 274K views · 1 month ago

13:12

Ranking Every Star Fox Planet by How Habitable It Is

j0rts · 57K views · 2 months ago

21:51

Can You Win a Mario Tennis Cup With RANDOM Inputs?

j0rts · 94K views · 3 months ago

15:54

I Put YOUR Smash Bros Bot Ideas Into a Tournament

j0rts · 581K views · 4 months ago

20:50

Can I Beat My 3 Cats in Mario Party?

j0rts · 389K views · 6 months ago

19:32

How fast can you get a sword in every Zelda game?

j0rts · 702K views · 6 months ago

23:18

How many Wii Sports can you WIN with RANDOM inputs?

j0rts · 272K views · 7 months ago

17:58

Trying YOUR Mario Party Bot Ideas

j0rts · 973K views · 8 months ago

31:11

I Created a Dumb Bot to Find the WORST Smash Character

j0rts · 864K views · 9 months ago

9:56

How fast can you identify Mario in every Mario game?

j0rts · 489K views · 10 months ago

36:44

Can I LOSE to My 3 Dumb Bots in Mario Party?

j0rts · 1.1M views · 11 months ago

23:05

What if EVERYONE only MASHED in Mario Party?

j0rts · 1.2M views · 1 year ago

13:41

Trying AI's Dumb Donkey Kong Speedrun Ideas

j0rts · 105K views · 1 year ago

21:22

Can an Average Player Beat Random Inputs in Mario Kart?

j0rts · 223K views · 1 year ago

52:27

I Created a Bot to Help Me Play Zelda. It Broke Everything.

j0rts · 223K views · 1 year ago

8:16

I 1%'d Donkey Kong Bananza, Here's What Happened

j0rts · 164K views · 1 year ago

20:55

Ranking Every Mario Kart World Track by How Safe It Is

j0rts · 892K views · 1 year ago

14:24

I Spied on Mario Kart NPCs to See Where They Go

j0rts · 790K views · 1 year ago

12:58

How fast can you eat 2000 calories in every Kirby game?

j0rts · 373K views · 1 year ago

16:14

Can My 3 Dumb Bots Beat 1 MASTER CPU in Mario Party?

j0rts · 2.8M views · 1 year ago

4:58

"Predicting" the Switch 2 Direct

j0rts · 37K views · 1 year ago

20:10

Is Random Better Than Mashing One Button in Mario Party?

j0rts · 2.1M views · 1 year ago

13:30

How far can you go without talking to people in EVERY Zelda game?

j0rts · 432K views · 1 year ago

22:06

How fast can you catch the alphabet in Pokemon?

j0rts · 79K views · 1 year ago

17:57

Mario Party but EVERYONE has RANDOM inputs

j0rts · 1M views · 1 year ago

20:39

Is Random or Nothing Better in the NEW Mario Party?

j0rts · 1M views · 1 year ago

29:38

My First Nuzlocke, but the Pokemon Are Drawn by My Girlfriend

j0rts · 110K views · 1 year ago

11:29

Can you WIN a Mario Kart race with RANDOM inputs?

j0rts · 570K views · 2 years ago

YouTube, with the door locked.

Aegis plays a clean stream instead of YouTube's player, so pre-roll ads, trackers, and fingerprinting never ride along. Drop Shields any time if you want the official player back.