Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 3 - The Disney Movies

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  @ericjamieson · 6 years ago

  "Best street racer in all Corellia. Till he crashed, and died... doing this." Really is an all-time perfect Han Solo line.

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  @maxhydekyle2425 · 6 years ago

  I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.

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  @cocojumbo412 · 6 years ago

  Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay

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  @Ningy909 · 1 year ago

  rey as a nobody was SUCH a good moment for both her arc and the series as a whole and i'll never forgive rise of skywalker for retconning that

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  @andresthesquid9122 · 6 years ago (edited)

  Will Smith: That’s hot<br><br><b>points to a Anakin burning on mustafar</b>

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  @WiloPolis03 · 6 years ago

  <i>&quot;You know, I&apos;m something of a Sith Lord myself.&quot;</i><br><br><br> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <b>-Palpatine to Kylo Ren</b>

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  @zachs-a4487 · 6 years ago

  Ok but like here’s the thing, tarkin gives me the uncanny valley creeps when he was a real live actor

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  @NastyBAGL · 2 years ago

  I&apos;m to this day just baffled how Disney paid so much money for the most important IP in their catalogue, then proceeded to not plan the whole trilogy out and contract a director for all 3. That&apos;s the foundation of all the issues here.

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  @PusPenguino · 6 years ago

  “So people didn’t like Roses character”<br>“Yep”<br>“Should we try to fix her”<br>“Nope just get her to go do her science project”

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  @teenagegroot5827 · 6 years ago

  “Who are you?”<br>“Rey.”<br>“Rey who?”<br>“Just Rey.”<br>“No people, then? Rey.... Solo.”

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  @toslowlypoke · 6 years ago

  when they re-release these, they should make darth vader say &quot;maclunky&quot; when he ignites his lightsaber.

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  @noellec9760 · 3 years ago

  Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.

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