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Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 1)

5.5M views · Dec 21, 2020 · Entertainment

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  • @cosmonautvarietyhour · 5 years ago · pinned

    I know I pronounce "Rowling" wrong. I'll pronounce it right when she learns what the word transphobia means :^)

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  • @Aztecius · 5 years ago

    &quot;Do you think we&apos;ll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?&quot;<br><br>&quot;Ron, our friend fucking died&quot; LMAO

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  • @jamescassidy5574 · 5 years ago

    I can never unsee Quirrell as Jeff Bezos, that part killed me

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  • @MattyJD2003 · 5 years ago

    &quot;Salazar Slytherin taught the snake to be racist&quot;

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  • @theguyonthetv2760 · 1 year ago

    Voldemorts full legal name is an anagram for a fucking sentence proclaiming that his real name is lord Voldemort lol

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  • @LucyWest370 · 5 years ago

    “Damn this movie is good but it’d be way better with racism.” -Cosmonaut 2020

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  • @Brandutt · 5 years ago

    &quot;He called me a *BLEEP*&quot;<br><br>&quot;HE DID NOT&quot;<br><br>That sent me.

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  • @imcarlosss · 5 years ago

    &quot;We open this movie to Harry Potter in his NY apartment where he works part-time as a slave...&quot; 😭

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  • @Xinorb · 1 year ago

    &quot;The giant racist snake&quot; is probably one of those phrases I will never ever forget!

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  • @kmav221 · 5 years ago

    It’s actually so hilarious that Lucius was just about to straight up murder Harry right outside Dumnledore’s office 😭😭

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  • @zdubdub5707 · 5 years ago

    Prisoner of Azkaban: “Now this is when these movies get good”<br>Goblet of Fire: “This is when the cracks really start to form”

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  • @ManiaMac1613 · 5 years ago

    My therapist: &quot;White Marcus isn&apos;t real and can&apos;t hurt you.&quot;<br><br>White Marcus: <b>&quot;W H E E E E E E-&quot;</b>

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