Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 1)
5.5M views · Dec 21, 2020 · Entertainment
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@cosmonautvarietyhour · 5 years ago · pinned
I know I pronounce "Rowling" wrong. I'll pronounce it right when she learns what the word transphobia means :^)
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@Aztecius · 5 years ago
"Do you think we'll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?"<br><br>"Ron, our friend fucking died" LMAO
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@jamescassidy5574 · 5 years ago
I can never unsee Quirrell as Jeff Bezos, that part killed me
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@MattyJD2003 · 5 years ago
"Salazar Slytherin taught the snake to be racist"
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@theguyonthetv2760 · 1 year ago
Voldemorts full legal name is an anagram for a fucking sentence proclaiming that his real name is lord Voldemort lol
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@LucyWest370 · 5 years ago
“Damn this movie is good but it’d be way better with racism.” -Cosmonaut 2020
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@Brandutt · 5 years ago
"He called me a *BLEEP*"<br><br>"HE DID NOT"<br><br>That sent me.
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@imcarlosss · 5 years ago
"We open this movie to Harry Potter in his NY apartment where he works part-time as a slave..." 😭
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@Xinorb · 1 year ago
"The giant racist snake" is probably one of those phrases I will never ever forget!
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@kmav221 · 5 years ago
It’s actually so hilarious that Lucius was just about to straight up murder Harry right outside Dumnledore’s office 😭😭
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@zdubdub5707 · 5 years ago
Prisoner of Azkaban: “Now this is when these movies get good”<br>Goblet of Fire: “This is when the cracks really start to form”
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@ManiaMac1613 · 5 years ago
My therapist: "White Marcus isn't real and can't hurt you."<br><br>White Marcus: <b>"W H E E E E E E-"</b>
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