The Forgotten Edition | Minecraft Nintendo Switch Edition - Lost In Obscurity

Use this link to support the channel and the god awful things it produces: Get games cheap at INSTANT GAMING: https://www.instant-gaming.com/?igr=B... Join my Instant Gaming giveaway: https://www.instant-gaming.com/en/giv... On today's episode of Gomer Pyle – U.S.M.C, ICantPronounceSubsidiaryMan46000 takes a gander (like the duck) over at this Minecraft thing and this Nintendo Switch thing and the time the Minecraft thing got put on the Nintendo Switch thing and you get to listen to the most meaningless history lesson you've ever had the misfortune of living through in your entire life. Last night I was supposed to watch Goodfellas but forgot. Minecraft on the Nintendo Switch has always been a topic of interest ever since it began existing, but is there more to it than that? With innocent civilians being killed and maimed mercilessly in third world countries, I figure what better time to play Minecraft on one of my three Nintendo Switches for a 24 minute sponsored YouTube video where I act like Mojang sucking at being a company is the most unfortunate thing happening to humanity right now. Let's check it out! So my house arrest was lifted and I had to go to the car dealership to get a new car after my last one exploded, killing two seventeen year-olds. I know this is gonna sound made up, but the new car I got actually has a Viper brand receiver module (one of Directed Electronics Inc.'s subsidiaries) in it and I was able to tune the frequency of my Valet key fob to it. Looks like things are finally turning my way! I'm not going to Shoprite anymore after the bomb from under the corn display somehow ended up in my trunk, so from now on, they no longer have my business. There's an ACME close to it so I'll just go there instead because I have yet to have a bomb I found miraculously appear in the trunk of my car after shopping at one. On a brighter note, Ryan (f.k.a. Brian) is getting married! Yeah it's crazy, there's this Albanian hooker he's been seeing since last Monday and I guess they just really hit it off or something cuz he asked me to RSVP to their shotgun wedding in Atlantic City which is odd because I didn't think you could really plan a shotgun wedding. Anyways, the wedding is in October so I'm looking forward to that and then the bachelor party is I think November 5th which doesn't make any sense because that's after the wedding and that's also like a Wednesday. The bachelor party is in Philly which I'm looking forward to. Last time I was there it was right after the chicken man blew up, god rest his soul. Anyway, I hope you like this video about Minecraft :D Thanks to my friend Jon for helping me with this. Music Used 00:00 | Minecraft - Chirp 02:31 | Minecraft - Mellohi 04:23 | Minecraft - Wait 07:59 | Minecraft - Eleven 08:30 | Nintendo eShop "The Download" - Theme Music 09:27 | Minecraft - Minecraft 12:05 | Minecraft - Living Mice 13:39 | Minecraft - Mice on Venus 15:33 | Minecraft - Subwoofer Lullaby 16:39 | Minecraft - Haunt Muskie 19:35 | Minecraft (Console Legacy) - Battle Mode 1 22:01 | Minecraft - Far 24:10 | Bearman3600 - Out There Somewhere Smurf curtains: https://ebay.us/m/C9HLPB -------------------------------------------------------------- Join this channel to get access to percocet: @bearman3600 SUBSCRIBE: @bearman3600 TWITTER: Twitter: Bearman3600 REDDIT: Reddit: Bearman3600 PATREON: Patreon: Bearman3600 DISCORD: Discord: discord