8 Failed Federation Experiments

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  @TheSilliestWilly · 6 years ago (edited)

  I'm sorry but Tom Paris and Captain Janeway hyper evolving into land-fish and then mating with each other is the single greatest moment in television history. A plot so dumb, yet so majestic, that you can only stare in awe and wonder what in the hell the writers were smoking when they wrote that episode.

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  @aolf1 · 6 years ago

  Somebody call Cave Johnson because we are throwing science at the wall and seeing what sticks.

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  @dauntless78 · 6 years ago

  &quot;... and I ended up stranded in the late 20th century. Have you ever been to that time frame?&quot;<br>&quot;No.&quot;<br>&quot;Well, I don&apos;t recommend it. After three decades with those post-industrial barbarians, I had to go through extensive rehabilitation before I could return to duty. Avoid contact with Janeway. That&apos;s an order.&quot;

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  @stevehagen9804 · 6 years ago

  Spock’s supernova-stopping red stuff was a pretty huge disaster. &nbsp;Blew up two planets, split the timeline, then blew up another planet!

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  @MrAshleyR · 6 years ago

  &quot;Oh Voyager, what did you do this time?&quot;<br><br><br>I think that could easily have been the tagline for the whole damned show.

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  @logandarklighter · 7 years ago

  Vulcan Science Academy: &nbsp;Why do you need another Warp Core?<br>Humans: We&apos;re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast. <br>VSA: The last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast. <br>Humans: Hahaha yeah. <br>Humans: It did though. <br>VSA: IT EXPLODED<br>Humans: It exploded twice as fast!

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  @Hagunemnon · 7 years ago

  Love how the Federation keeps accidentally making world-destroying superweapons. &nbsp;Nothing is scarier than a Starfleet ship that wants to get to the intergalactic Krispy Kreme before the hot light goes off.

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  @Taniseth · 7 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTonYaTO7Vw&amp;t=287">4:47</a> &quot;Paris&apos;s warp 10 project was shelved, due to the unavoidable mutative effects...&quot; &nbsp;<br>What are you talking about?? &nbsp;They developed a full cure for that! &nbsp;There was absolutely no reason they couldn&apos;t start ferrying people all the way home the very next day, provided the Doctor gives them their &quot;Don&apos;t mutate&quot; inoculation. &nbsp;The only reason it was shelved was because the shows writers had to hit the end-of-episode reset button.

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  @1jotun136 · 6 years ago

  <b>certifiably in-game</b> &quot; that episode&quot;<br><b>Everybody else</b> &quot; nods knowingly&quot;

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  @EdgardoCervantesP · 3 years ago

  &quot;When you have to resort to time travel to make a get a project work, you&apos;ve goofed off somewhere.&quot; <br>This is what I keep telling my team, time and time again, again, and again.

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  @nyechapple5332 · 6 years ago

  No way the slipstream drive gets shelved, it gets given right back to Starfleet HQ and given priority 1 development. <br>Having your entire fleet able to be anywhere within your territory within &nbsp;a few hours would be immense.

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  @VAPYD · 6 years ago

  &quot;When you have to resort to time travel to get a project to work, you goofed up somewhere!&quot; Ain&apos;t that the truth! XD

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