r/Memes | can i get that at walmart??

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  @grandmaashley · 5 years ago

  grandma approved

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  @sebastiaankrul2403 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;The lion, the witch and the audacity of this b*tch&quot;<br> lmao that got me

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  @atlanticxmoon9099 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;unless you&apos;re a satanist, I&apos;ve made that mistake before.&quot;<br><br><i>Wait a damn minute-</i><br><i><b>WAIT A DAMN MINUTE</b></i><b></b>

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  @pizzapersonmanguydude · 4 years ago

  Genie : You have three wishes<br><br>Me: I wish for more wishes<br><br>Genie: Cant do that<br><br>Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes<br><br>Genie: Understandable, have a great day.

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• MO

  @moth_boy2008 · 5 years ago

  New bubble wrap: I cannot pop<br>Me with a pistol: <b>parry this ya f*cking causal!</b>

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• CR

  @CrazyQway · 5 years ago

  If you ever feel dumb, just remember that captain America tried to choke a robot.

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• RO

  @rockycrayon3166 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Who&apos;s named Polo?&quot;<br><br>Niccolo and Marco Polo, for example...

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• FA

  @fakecellophane · 4 years ago

  Jack is somehow so good at doing the &quot;Americans are making dumb American memes&quot; one for some reason it&apos;s perfect

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• TI

  @tinmurray2480 · 5 years ago

  “If you want her so bad, be her dad.”<br><br>Wait....

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  @tarynharrell · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebJGyMmqtk&amp;t=442">7:22</a> I was like “WHEN DID VOLDEMORT GET A PHONE LET ALONE A NUMBER”<br>Then the joke came and I was like “oh-“

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• ST

  @strangethings616 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Jack: &quot;I didn&apos;t know I wanted snakes with hands until now.&quot;<br><br>Boa constrictors after Jack&apos;s wish is granted: [Skill points available.]

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  @squachyofall · 4 years ago

  Genie:*explains illegal wishes*<br><br>Me:I wish their were no illegal wishes<br><br>Genie:...WELL SHI-

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