The Acolyte flogged me through the streets for stealing a loaf of bread to feed my starving children

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  @SheevTalks · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned

  Just gonna say if you clicked on this hour-long video of me ripping into this show as one of the worst pieces of Star Wars ever made, and the first 3 minutes where I defend one tiny thing about it has somehow convinced you I like the show, you’re an idiot. I’m not being nice about this one. I’ve gotten too many of these comments. If you watched the opening and concluded that I like The Acolyte you’re a fucking moron.<br><br>To add onto this, I actually love how most of the Ki-Adi-Mundi disagreements are just, “Oh you think it’s silly that fans are mad about his birthday? Uh, no, they’re mad about this other thing that you didn’t actually disagree with.” Like no, there were people mad about the birthday thing. That specifically why I mentioned THAT criticism, and not the one you THINK I’m making fun of that I actually agree with.<br><br>I’m just asking you guys to think about things before just getting mad and assuming I’m making points that I’m not so you can get mad at them.

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  @thepebbleinstitute7702 · 2 years ago

  Acolyte joins the now concerningly large group of shows in which “if the character correctly explained the situation the story would break” is a dangerous drinking game.

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  @insomniacnerd5592 · 2 years ago

  The Acolyte poisoned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague upon my house.

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  @payton.a.elliott · 2 years ago

  The shot of Plagueis reaching out of the cave like some kind of cryptid found footage is some top tier Star Wars comedy.

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  @danielcarithers3345 · 2 years ago

  The Acolyte jammed my glove compartment shut so that when a police officer pulls me over for speeding and asks for my registration, I’d be unable to open it and they would arrest me

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  @MostSereneRepublicofArlanda · 2 years ago

  I am definitely going to get a bumper sticker saying Kathleen Kennedy Sold My Cat For Fentanyl. &nbsp;That’s a hilarious line

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  @PineappleDealer37 · 2 years ago

  Sheev after the first two episodes: eh, its not so awful <br><br>Sheev right after: I am no longer sober.

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  @CaptainBadNews · 1 year ago

  As soon as she cut her hair off with the Lightsaber, I was waiting for Sol to ask “ hey do you smell burnt hair?”

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  @rg3721 · 2 years ago

  After Acolyte my disabled neighbour finally got up and went out the window

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  @MichaelB-jw5po · 2 years ago

  To paraphrase Trey Parker and Matt Stone: &quot;In a bad story, this happens and then that happens. In a good story, this happens <b>because</b> that happens.&quot;

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  @ZayJay-Productions · 2 years ago

  Disney loves making Anakin less and less special. First, his sacrifice was rendered null and void after bringing back Palpatine, and now, we find he&apos;s not unique in being born by the force.

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  @katyatiu908 · 2 years ago

  First they stole your kidneys, then your cat, now they are starving your children 😢 my condolences

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