7 Cute Pokemon Who Could Kill Everyone on Earth, Easily

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  @outsidextra · 7 years ago · pinned

  It's not just the gigantic scary looking Pokemon that have unimaginable power. Check out these friendly and unassuming Pokemon who could totally end humanity. 😱

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  @master-of-dreams7455 · 7 years ago

  Gardevoir is basically “If anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” the Pokémon

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  @mothwright5358 · 7 years ago

  “Aww look at its snoot” a more Ellen sentence has never been spoken

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  @ronin_schmoenin · 7 years ago (edited)

  Pokemon descriptions be like: "This cute fella hibernates in tiny tree holes. Also it will run faster than the speed of light when angered and if it blinks the sun may explode."

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  @the117doctor · 7 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPjY8bDBsT4&amp;t=410">6:50</a> &quot;for reference, that is <b>HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE F---ING SUN!!!</b> &quot; legendary

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  @littlepanda436 · 6 years ago

  WHOS THAT POKEMON!?<br>Me: DUGTRIO<br>Outside Xtra: THE JONAS BROTHERS

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  @ProstheticMeat · 7 years ago

  Some may think Ellen reacting to an eevee is just a joke but in reality it is just a toned down version of her real reaction

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  @thepetermullins · 7 years ago

  Prof Oak: You are 10 years old, now go into the long grass and if you return you will be a Spartan.

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  @joel.jpgvid · 7 years ago

  “It’s Dugtrio!”<br><br>Mike: Aw, looks like they’re singing!<br>Luke: N-n-no Mike, it’s n-mouth-it’s a nose...<br>Ellen: It’s the Jonas Brothers!

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  @Knitboy1997 · 6 years ago

  Sasuke from Naturo: <i>&quot;I am the edgiest anime character that ever lived.&quot;</i><br>Espurr from Pokemon: <b>&quot;If I relax, I will kill everyone around me.&quot;</b><br>Sasuke from Naruto: _&quot;...&quot;-

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• YO

  @youngkim5909 · 7 years ago (edited)

  Eevee uses fluffly tail!<br>It&apos;s super effective! &nbsp;<br><br><br><br>Ellen has fainted.

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  @samuelstensgaard4828 · 7 years ago (edited)

  &quot;Now I have become death, the destroyer of the worlds&quot;<br><br>~Pikachu, probably

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