Talking To Boys As Long Furby

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• CL

  @clanskrub665 · 7 years ago

  &quot;i don&apos;t have legs michael&quot;<br>gonna say this to every boy who looks at me this year

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• RG

  @rgarcia6065 · 6 years ago

  &quot;I realized that this man was trying to hook up with my furby&quot;

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• JO

  @John_Pork-x1f · 7 years ago

  the olive oil thing is from a video of this one guy on a cooking show where he goes thru like a whole ass bottle of olive oil, just search &quot;just a little bit more olive oil&quot;

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• RA

  @randomrose121 · 6 years ago

  &quot;so tell me male or female&quot; &quot;my condolences&quot; is a huge enby mood

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• CA

  @CapeDouche · 7 years ago

  “I WILL CHERISH YOU AS MUCH AS I CHERISH MY GF”<br><br>Me, realizing she’s on Tinder: ........ wAIT-

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• AA

  @aaronoliver9075 · 6 years ago

  &quot;Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.&quot; -Oscar Wilde

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• LA

  @lauraatwood746 · 7 years ago

  “who the beautiful creator behind long furby?” “a lesbian.”

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• CH

  @Chesire0 · 6 years ago

  “If ketchup is not a sauce, what is it?”<br><b>”söööp”</b>

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• SI

  @sircatfaceesq578 · 6 years ago

  “It’s a deal breaker if you think ketchup is a sauce.” <br>Yeah, because it’s a fruit-based liquid with 20% sugar...<br>...It’s a soda.

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• SW

  @sweet_fang · 7 years ago (edited)

  &quot;I&apos;m straight&quot;<br>&quot;My condolences&quot;<br><br><br>I&apos;m gonna use this from now on

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• ME

  @metta6947 · 7 years ago

  &quot;I have infinity plus 1 teeth&quot; will be on my tombstone

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• AN

  @Anthony-dh2ig · 6 years ago

  Me a Historian thinking this is ancient Chinese: 予惟小子<br>Actual ancient Chinese: I am a furby I am enlightened beyond gender

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