The Customer Isn't Always Right

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  @Matt_Rose · 1 year ago · pinned

  ⚠ATTENTION⚠ Your next Matt Rose Monday will be delayed. I am moving house this week which is always a nightmare let alone with a baby. Some time will be required to get Internet and rebuild my recording area and all that fun stuff. So wave goodbye to this house and I'll be back as soon as possible in an exciting new place to trash sskkuulllleemmoojiii

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  @Facelessheep · 1 year ago

  Worked at a McDonalds, man ordered 15 McDoubles with bacon (1.50 extra), 3 large cokes, 3 large fries, and 3 mac sauce dip cups. He pulls up to the window and irritatedly asks why his order is 99 dollars, I repeated his entire order and he went "oh take off the mac sauce then." I did his new total was 98 dollars.... He was okay with that, said he didn't like odd numbers

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  @one_smol_duck · 1 year ago

  "My fish tastes too fishy" sounds goofy but it's a valid complaint. That's often an indicator that the fish was either not fresh or cooked poorly.

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  @gpoop23 · 1 year ago

  &quot;Would you like your pizza cut into eight or six slices?&quot;<br><br>&quot;Oh, better make it six. I don&apos;t think I can eat eight.&quot;

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  @eeeeee8762 · 7 months ago

  Asking something dumb isn&apos;t inherently bad, what is bad, however, is immediately assuming you are the brightest person in the room

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  @Uhhhhhhhhhhh6 · 1 year ago

  I love how a good amount of these are just the customer ordering a thing and then being suprised that it was actually, in fact, the thing that they ordered.

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  @BluneBottle · 1 year ago

  People don&apos;t read signs, or pay attention to their surroundings. I&apos;ve seen a grown man move a sign that said &quot;CLOSED FOR RENOVATION&quot;, walk into an active building site, go to the half-demolished counter, and try to order a coffee from the carpenter who was demolishing the counter

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  @HighMaintainanceMachine · 1 year ago

  &quot;When my daughter stuck her hand in the pen the horse bit her&quot;<br><br>&quot;Okay, we&apos;ll get a first aider. I&apos;m sorry tha-&quot;<br><br>&quot;I could sue you! Why would you have aggressive horses at a farm with children?&quot;<br><br>&quot;There is a large sign that says &apos;don&apos;t stick your hands in, the horses will bite&apos;&quot;<br><br>&quot;Well my daughter can&apos;t read that. She&apos;s four!&quot;<br><br>&quot;Well did you read it and tell her not to stick her hand in?&quot;<br><br>&quot;...&quot;<br><br>&quot;The sign is for the parents&apos; information, so you can make sure your child doesn&apos;t get hurt&quot;<br><br>&quot;Well I shouldn&apos;t have to be watching her!&quot;<br><br>She &apos;shouldn&apos;t have to be watching&apos; her four year old daughter 💀

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  @tonythetiger6136 · 9 months ago

  “Sometimes old people use retail to be &nbsp;recreationally angry.” -Max Field

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  @peacefulgrotesque1510 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvvN1txdVTQ&amp;t=532">8:52</a> I was an exterminator and got called to a condo for a roach complaint. When I met the resident at the door, he looked at my equipment with concern and asked &quot;you aren&apos;t going to kill them, are you?&quot; Sir, I....Were you just expecting me to come give the roaches a stern talking-to?

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• CR

  @Crime.Girl1 · 1 year ago

  Leave it to Matt Rose to smoke a catnip joint. That was not on my 2025 bingo card.

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• 3C

  @3chovine · 1 year ago

  &quot;Male dogs shouldn&apos;t have nipples&quot; Dude have you never seen a shirtless male human?

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