Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a Real Movie That Exists for Some Reason

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  @PossumReviews · 3 years ago (edited) · pinned

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• FI

  @firehawk2324 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Hello, Jesus. We&apos;re the Atheists. You don&apos;t know us because we&apos;ve never spoken before.&quot;<br>This line is genius.

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• SI

  @simonsimons1252 · 3 years ago

  The atheist getting kung-fu kicked by Jesus and going &quot;I don&apos;t believe it&quot; made me chuckle a little, I&apos;ll give it that.

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• LA

  @LabMatt · 3 years ago

  RIP Possum, he actually set himself on fire to record the rawest scream he could deliver

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• GA

  @gamecarnival2024 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Vampires don&apos;t exist, go bother my neighbor sasquatch&quot; it&apos;s the little things like this that get me lmao

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• BR

  @BrotherRed53 · 3 years ago (edited)

  &quot;If you wanted to skin a bunch of people who no one cares about, you&apos;d be better off skinning male &nbsp;domestic violence victims.&quot;<br>-The Legendary Dr. Possum Shaym

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• WA

  @watership02 · 3 years ago

  &quot;And then Johnny beats the bejeezus out of Jesus.&quot;<br><br>You just earned yourself a patron.

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• MR

  @Mr.BusterHighman · 3 years ago

  &quot;Jesus rides his moped to the barber...&quot;<br>That&apos;s one of those sentences you didn&apos;t know you needed to hear until you heard it.<br>😂😂😂

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  @The_Sharktocrab · 3 years ago

  The mohawk priest with the helmet that accomodates his mohawk is the best part of this whole movie

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• OL

  @olympusgolemoflight7198 · 3 years ago

  You gotta admit, Jesus getting into the bad guy&apos;s lair by being everywhere was rather clever.

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  @zinith4524 · 3 years ago

  &quot;...[the atheists] all gang up to attack Jesus. Not with facts and logic, but with fists and baseball bats.&quot;<br><br>Man, this movie was ahead of its time

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  @drinaldi2000 · 3 years ago

  I admire this movie for one thing. The props department actually went and bought real clerical shirts. Most movies and tv shows just put some white plastic through the collar of a black business shirt.

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