Dracula 3000: A Space Vampire Movie That Sucks Something Other Than Blood

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  @PossumReviews · 3 years ago · pinned

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  @stantusepicus1617 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Its a plus sign, this dude was into mathematics&quot; is such a shittily good line.

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  @seag7432 · 3 years ago

  The government taking a sex bot and using her for surveillance is the most realistic thing about this movie.

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  @Theminotard · 3 years ago

  Fun fact, in vampire the masquerade you DO have the keep the stake in, otherwise they become unparalyzed. They get knocked into a sort of frozen state called torpor when you stake them.

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  @ironicugandan5826 · 3 years ago

  His animation budget has gotten so much better.

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  @SuperFitzieZX · 3 years ago

  It’s crazy that even the main character didn’t have enough plot armor to survive to the end of his own movie. Not only that but he dies off screen and turn into a vampire only to die again in an unmemorable fashion.

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  @AbrasiousProductions · 3 years ago

  &quot;Not my blood, I need to sell that for cigarettes&quot; 😂

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  @crazeelazee7524 · 3 years ago

  &quot;The SD card is about to run out of memory space, should we go buy another one?&quot;<br>&quot;Nah fuck it, add an explosion and call it quits&quot;

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  @ShawnofSteel22 · 3 years ago

  Bruh, I’ve seen this movie before. And I don’t remember it being so…movie.<br><br>Dracula 3000 was truly the Morbius before Morbius. Truly it was one of the movies

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  @JoJoJoker · 3 years ago

  Just when the world is in crisis the Possum comes to the rescue with his reviews.

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  @supereldinho · 3 years ago

  I still remember watching this movie on VHS with my dad. For the most part we took all of the movie&apos;s glaring, overwhelming issues in stride, but I&apos;ll never forget the dead-eyed look we threw one another after the ending. We both had a &quot;what the fuck did I just watch?&quot; look on our faces, and after about a minute we vocally agreed that we just wasted our fucking time on this thing and simply popped in a VHS of The Incredibles and had a much more pleasant afternoon. Jolly times.

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  @numberino87626 · 3 years ago

  Coolio once said: “we’ve been spending most our lives on set filming for dracula 3000”

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