More Parz on Why Australia Is the Deadliest Server

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• YA

  @yamato9753 · 2 months ago (edited)

  Imagine you&apos;re in Australia and it&apos;s just that one Buzz lightyear meme<br>&quot;Neurotoxins... Neurotoxins everywhere!&quot;

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• NA

  @nathaniellong4281 · 2 months ago

  About Hippos. I told my coworkers that if you happen to see a picture online that looks like a person running away from a Hippo, and it looks like they&apos;re running for their life, that&apos;s because they are.

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• TH

  @TheNewKenpachi · 2 months ago

  Fun additional fact for Komodo Dragons; they have iron teeth. Not joking, a concentrated layer of iron coats the tips and serrated edges of their teeth.

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• JW

  @JWPainter · 2 months ago

  Perry the platypus be moving like Miyamoto Musashi in Baki predicting your every move by detecting your muscle electric signals

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• DA

  @Davilim18_ · 2 months ago

  A lot of people thinks that life is fragile, Australia took that personally

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• WH

  @Whitewingdevil · 2 months ago

  Fun fact about the Funnel Web:<br>Their venom is hyper-optimised for killing mammals, specifically, and is more potent in the male spiders. &nbsp;Current theory is that it&apos;s due to their mating habits, the females tend to stay in or near their burrows while the males actively explore around looking for females, and as such are much more at risk of ending up on the menu themselves.<br>Long story short, the Funnel Web developed one of the deadliest venoms on the planet... to give them a better chance at finding a root.

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• KR

  @Kreger-dj1tq · 2 months ago

  As an Aussie... WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEUROTOXIN!? lmao

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• SI

  @sidepocketkid22 · 2 months ago

  i believe the guy who checked out after wiping with the gympie-gympie was a soldier that was out doing training

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• GA

  @GabrielMichaelDels · 2 months ago

  Welcome to the mad house named &quot;The Land Down Under&quot;.

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• XU

  @xUndeadcookiex · 2 months ago

  It&apos;s quite easy to survive here in Oz. <br>1. If you see something cool and you don&apos;t know what it is... DON&apos;T TOUCH IT!<br>2. If you see something cool and you Do know what it is... DON&apos;T FUCKING TOUCH IT!<br>3. Shine a torch into your shoes if you leave them outside.<br>Then don&apos;t touch them, something else owns them now.

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• RE

  @RedUnit10 · 2 months ago

  Best mantis shrimp in fiction: Mantisian from Dandadan

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• LI

  @Lil_Harvard · 2 months ago

  The Australians are living daily with creatures that can insta-kill them, and here in Denmark we are currently panicking about Larvae that can cause stinging and itching.

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