Why PRIME (predictably) Failed
700K views · Jan 29, 2026 · Education
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@sajeval · 7 months ago
No hate but dropping the line "by selling people stuff that they don't need" juuuust before a squarespace sponsor ad is pretty funny
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@forivall · 8 months ago
They put milk in your milk so you can have more milk per milk
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@BenjiWantsBliss · 8 months ago
My dad goes to Sam's Club every Sunday for at least 20 years now. He always get a few of the cheapest sports drink packs they have. Always finishes them, every time. My dad has never been one to let things go to waste. I recently house sat for him and found 2 boxes completely full of prime, expired by over a year. I asked why, and he said "that was the worst tasting shit ive ever put in my body." In 20 years, that is the only box of anything my dad didnt finish. Says a whole lot.
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@adnastu · 8 months ago
Alcohol prime is next then 💀
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@LUCIDLOVEBUG · 8 months ago
Unrelated to the vid, but I highly respect that you blur out the child's face in the end remarks. So tiring to see how often kids are milked for content online when they have no say in the matter, forced to publicize their identity before they're even old enough to give that consent. It's telling how much you actually care about them.
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@moskari26 · 8 months ago
the problem with Prime was that it was made and promoted for children by a manchild. trends for kids last like one week.
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@TeachSwimMusic · 8 months ago
As a swim coach my annoyance is how hard they push that it was an electrolyte drink without realizing that it doesn't actually use the type of electrolytes your body needs to refuel so I had to constantly remind athletes and parents of that
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@Arvionix-u4g · 8 months ago
Prime tastes like someone carbonated a multivitamin, added regret, and called it a sports drink...
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@Distress. · 8 months ago
The stupidity to try to compare to fairlife by using their 26 g protein shake when they literally have 32g and 42g variants.
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@v3zp3r · 8 months ago
I still have no clue who tf KSI is
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@mattymattffs · 8 months ago
We used to have laws about advertising to children. But we just seem to ignore them
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@Ren23114 · 8 months ago
Can we all, just reach the conclusion that everything related to Logan Paul/KSI is just a scam?
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