Empress Theresa Is The Worst Book Of All Time

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  @isiahs9312 · 1 year ago · pinned

  maybe instead of bashing a book you could write a better one.

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• TH

  @That_One_Xatu · 1 year ago

  In another reality, Norman Boutin was born in Japan and became a filmmaker who would turn his story into the world's most insane magical girl anime.

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• FL

  @Fligunem · 1 year ago

  It’s funny how he calls his critics blasphemous, and then proceeds to make a character who has all the abilities only god is supposed to have😂

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• TA

  @tarekcat07 · 1 year ago

  Fun fact: The writer of this abomination is soo stubborn that he kept arguing with many people about his book in Amazon, and they reached the comments forum limit (10.000 iirc)

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• AL

  @alphastark20 · 11 months ago

  &quot;She raises the sea level by four feet&quot; oh so millions of people are dead<br><br>&quot;She rains down gold&quot; so gold is now worthless then <br><br>&quot;She creates permanent daylight&quot; actual apocalypse oh my god

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• ET

  @etherdeef4303 · 1 year ago

  No violence is crazy when theres literally soldiers with guns on the book cover

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• TH

  @this_is_patrick · 1 year ago

  This book legit sounds like it was written by a child.<br><br>&quot;Humans need food, and food comes from plants! Plants need sun and water to grow, so why don&apos;t we make it sunny <i>and</i> rainy everywhere all the time?&quot;<br><br>You can&apos;t tell me this wasn&apos;t the thought process of a five-year-old who just learned how plants work.

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• CJ

  @cjmarshall7970 · 1 year ago

  “This book isn’t a good book, nor is it an awful book. This book is one of the things that reminds me of the infinite mercy of God, because anything less than infinite mercy would’ve incinerated every copy before it was unleashed on an unsuspecting public.”<br><br>- an actual review of Empress Theresa

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• JO

  @johnnoahdeandres9458 · 8 months ago

  This Theresa girl sounds like a badly written SCP.

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• RE

  @Rein377 · 1 year ago

  It could have been an insane horror book tbh. A teenage girl is infused with power by an alien mastermind and decides to use said power to &quot;do good&quot;, following the alien mastermind&apos;s directions, only to realize that her powers are killing her and the aliens are using her to further their own agenda... Wait, shit, that&apos;s just Madoka Magica.

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• GR

  @greenhowie · 1 year ago

  It sounds like a piece of propaganda you&apos;d discover in a parallel universe - explaining why Earth is a warped, lifeless husk by framing the process as a divine rapture (while clearly being the product of minds broken by Theresa).<br>Then the hairs stand up on the back of your neck as you remember &quot;Hal&quot;

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• HE

  @hellaradusername · 1 year ago

  Empress Theresa is basically that Twilight Zone episode where a child has limitless, godlike powers, and everyone is afraid of him, and their crops are failing because he controls the weather, and he turns his father into a Jack in the Box in a fit of anger, except the character Theresa is much more unlikable

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