You Can't Handle Sonic High School Fanfiction

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  @nickcarlsonpress · 7 months ago (edited) · pinned

  PSA: This is a reupload. The original video used the Green Hill Zone music from Sonic The Hedgehog (1991) and got copyright claimed by an artist called Yung Bala On Da Beat who samples video game OSTs and lightly remixes them in his shitty trap albums. So be very careful when using classic video game music in your content, as mouthbreathing parasites like Yung Bala On Da Beat might abuse YouTube&apos;s abysmal copyright detection system to try and steal your money.<br><br>EDIT: Pins of shame may get deleted but they never die <a href="https://imgur.com/H9OSJxp">https://imgur.com/H9OSJxp</a>

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• ME

  @MegaJaguarPrime · 7 months ago

  The fact that I forgot about Sonic fucking dying despite the author spoiling it pretty much shows how insane the story is

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• DU

  @dusksentry5836 · 7 months ago

  for some reason the phrase &quot;the limo is broken eternally&quot; fucking sent me like ive been laughing for a straight minute

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  @Soapbar2818 · 7 months ago

  I am about 97% certain this is the work of an actually skilled fanfic author who has an anonymous crack account where they can just let loose and write the most unhinged trope filled shit possible just for the sake of writing it lol.

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• BI

  @bigman542 · 6 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LgxOHS2GDw&amp;t=543">9:03</a><br>“like a person but darker colored”<br>Absolutely floored me I didn’t know DarkDoomFireMaster invented Black people

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• BU

  @butteredcrumpits8434 · 7 months ago

  I feel like at any moment you could break out the AM Hate speech.

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• DE

  @Deeheeheee · 7 months ago (edited)

  I am disturbed, disgusted, confused and personally offended. Ancient Roman epigram writers were less obscene than this.

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• HE

  @HeAteThem1 · 6 months ago (edited)

  The &quot;knuckles is fat and an afront to god&quot; thing made me wheeze with laughter. My humor is broken

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• WN

  @Wnick1996 · 7 months ago (edited)

  The only story that I can think of that has an emphasis on Sonic&apos;s balls. Mostly it&apos;s his feet

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• JR

  @jrmustang9496 · 7 months ago

  &quot;Looked like a person but darker colored&quot; is wild

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• HE

  @HeartlessAngelVI · 6 months ago

  “Welcome to a graveyard of you” is on par with Magneto saying “welcome to die”

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• PO

  @PolishJohnWick · 7 months ago

  I honestly believe the author is thirteen, on the spectrum and trolling at the same time

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